Gadgets

These Japanese-designed (and really, who else would be capable of such genius) Kiss Eyeglasses merge lovers' bodies in the most romantic way possible; via the eye sockets.

You’ve been hiding in bushes and jumping out at passers-by, yelling, “So it’s you, Blofeld!” You’ve thwarted your next-door neighbour’s plan to wash their car in peace by trying to commandeer it for a “high-speed chase”. And every night you dream of being honoured by her majesty, only to wake up saluting your still sleeping girlfriend. There must be an ...

Not quite as deadly as brass knuckles, but they score at least a million and a half more points on the geek cred scale. And there is NOTHING more important than that, no matter what your mother, or teacher, or ex-wife told you.

Containing (here we go!) baking soda, citric acid, cornstarch, epsom salt, witch hazel, essential oils, tea, sea salts, dried flowers, black pepper, raw honey, coconut oil, sweet almond oil (gasping, out of breath, passes out, regains consciousness, takes a bath), the perfect cocktail of ingredients to moisturize even the driest, cracked skin.

There would have to be some sort of miracle for this Hello Kitty Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtle hybrid, like a miraculous nuclear accident, or a lucky toxic waste spill.

The Laser Collar is a stroke of cruel genius. It's fun for everybody! Except for the animal about 3 minutes in. And except for the owner's face that was just clawed off after 5 minutes into the laser pointer experience.

Using emulator software, Davenport installed Windows 95 onto an Android Wear smartwatch, pretty much destroying any tiny bit of integrity the watch has left after being dragged through the mud as result of the Apple Watch announcement.

The Barely There Brush Mouse by Jang Woo-seok is an interesting take on your average computer mouse. It's non-slip, super flexible, prevents hand fatigue, and has amazing airflow to keep your hands from getting all gross and clammy. It also gives you mini-hand massages when you move your palm.

Anti-Monster gear for every occasion! These awesome 'In Case Of' boxes come in Zombie, Vampire, Werewolf and Exorcism flavors.

I really want you to fully ass(hehe)imilate yourself with these Disney Characters' Butts USB Wall Charger. Wall chargers... featuring Disney characters... Disney characters' butts. DISNEY... CHARACTER... BUTTS.