Gadgets

This Swallowing Detector, also known as Automated Ingestion Detection (AID), helps you keep track of all of the disgusting crap you shove down your throat hole on a daily basis, with the hopes that you'll shove less disgusting crap down it if you can actually monitor what you're doing to yourself.

This LEGO version of Wonder Woman's invisible jet would be the best gag gift ever. I'm not even kidding. I would literally laugh my ass off. My ass would fall off and hop away.

These Periodic Table Cutting boards are all hand-carved in California. You get to chose a variety of different wood types and sizes. Get your own for $45.

This machine prints messages that actually self-destruct. After a short time, the messages burst into flames. Taking your eyebrows with it.

The Beer Tree is a gravity fed brewing kit with every step of the brewing process completely viewable.

Each of these Zombie Lawn Gnomes by Design Toscano costs about $56. They are cast in resin and hand painted by artisans in protective bubbles.

This slick looking Home Lie Detector works very much like your standard detector you see in every crime procedural TV series you've ever seen. Except it's USB-powered. And not hideously ugly.

Michael Krone created this awesome 3D printed gun that shoots an endless stream of paper airplanes. Everything was printed except for the power source, which is innards of a cordless screwdriver.

This Revenge Toilet Paper is the finest in modern prank technology. Whatever the victim attempts to do, it will not rip. The panic sets in. And revenge is yours!

These homemade polymer friendship necklaces were almost enough to melt my heart of steel. Almost.