There is no way this is real. A turtle/kitty hybrid isn’t even scientifically possible. They aren’t even close to being the same species. I feel betrayed. Completely and utterly betrayed.
There would have to be some sort of miracle for this Hello Kitty Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtle hybrid, like a miraculous nuclear accident, or a lucky toxic waste spill.
This vinyl figure stands five inches tall and ships with a tiny pair on nunchucks for slaughtering every human in its path.
And for $85, you can rest assured that this is some sort of collectors item. If not, you’re just completely getting screwed. Big time.