In Case Of Monster, Break Glass: Monster Survival Kits

Anti-Monster gear for every occasion!  Except Cthulu. There’s no Cthulu. Although I expect a 20-foot harpoon would be hard to stuff in a portable monster defense kit.

These awesome ‘In Case Of’ boxes come in Zombie, Vampire, Werewolf and Exorcism flavors.

Here is what each $200 kit includes:

The Zombie Outbreak emergency cabinet includes:

• 12 gauge short barrel shotgun
• Hunting knife with belt sheath
• Hand grenade
• Zombie outbreak field handbook
• 10 x shot gun shells box
• 4 x shot gun shells on leather belt holder
• Emergency hammer

The Vampire Outbreak emergency cabinet includes:

• 2 x vampire stakes
• Heavy duty stake hammer
• Large metal cross
• Holy water container
• 3 x garlic heads
• Vampire survival guide
• Small protective cross

The Werewolves (Lycanthrope) emergency cabinet includes:

• Navy caplock musket equipped with silver bayonet
• 6 x silver bullets on stand
• Black powder flask
• Pouch containing silver bullets, wadding and percussion caps
• Werewolf handbook

The Exorcism emergency cabinet includes:

• Large cross
• Blessed protective cross
• Holy water container
• Bible
• Stole
• Sacred scroll of abolishment
• 10′ of constraining rope

Yaaaas.

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