In Case Of Monster, Break Glass: Monster Survival Kits

Anti-Monster gear for every occasion! Except Cthulu. There’s no Cthulu. Although I expect a 20-foot harpoon would be hard to stuff in a portable monster defense kit.

These awesome ‘In Case Of’ boxes come in Zombie, Vampire, Werewolf and Exorcism flavors.

Here is what each $200 kit includes:

The Zombie Outbreak emergency cabinet includes:

12 gauge short barrel shotgun

Hunting knife with belt sheath

Hand grenade

Zombie outbreak field handbook

10 x shot gun shells box

4 x shot gun shells on leather belt holder

Emergency hammer

The Vampire Outbreak emergency cabinet includes:

2 x vampire stakes

Heavy duty stake hammer

Large metal cross

Holy water container

3 x garlic heads

Vampire survival guide

Small protective cross

The Werewolves (Lycanthrope) emergency cabinet includes:

Navy caplock musket equipped with silver bayonet

6 x silver bullets on stand

Black powder flask

Pouch containing silver bullets, wadding and percussion caps

Werewolf handbook

The Exorcism emergency cabinet includes:

Large cross

Blessed protective cross

Holy water container

Bible

Stole

Sacred scroll of abolishment

10′ of constraining rope