Gadgets

Ball Scroll Handheld Mouse

I’ve had problems with my wrists for years now, mostly because of the hours upon hours of sitting at my desk, arm poised in the same position for a countless amount of time, mousing my way across Azeroth, or just surfing the good ole net. With mouses these days you can spend half your time just programming the shortcut buttons. ...

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Mobile Remote Control Pacifier Does, Um, Something We’re Sure

With a price tag of $516, we’re sure this Mobile Remote Pacifier has some sort of use, it’s just a very niche-y product. I mean, it would be�absolutely�perfect for the lazy oral-fixated couch potato. Or a legless TV-watching baby. It’s just a matter of finding the right crowd and giving them all you’ve got. So, yeah. Own your very own, ...

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What Would Steve Jobs Do? Wristbands

Watch out, Jesus! There’s a new savior in the house. His name? El Jobso. Sometimes known as Steve Jobs. And you, as a faithful Apple devotee, are a disciple of the cult of Mac. When you find yourself in a pickle, and just see no other means of escape, simply ask yourself, what would Steve Jobs do? And the answer ...

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Map-Equipped Treadmill Takes You On A Hike Without Leaving Your Man Cave

Why even bother leaving the house these days? You can work from home, order our groceries from home. I mean, the internet has really revolutionized our entire culture. And now, the Map-Equipped Treadmill, properly known as the NordicTrack X7i Incline Trainer, shifts and inclines depending on the actual topography of the terrain you set as your own custom hiking route. ...

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iPhone TV Dinner Case Makes You Want To Eat Your Device Even More

If you already get a hankering for an iPhone from time to time (expensive meal, I know, but you might be able to find them cheaper on eBay as long as you don’t mind them a�little�busted up) then this iPhone case is�definitely�not the deterrent you need. This iPhone case makes your Apple device look like a deliciously prepared TV dinner, ...

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LEGO Star Wars Foosball Table

When I first saw this foosball table, I thought the only LEGOy-ness about it was the minifig soccer men. Which is pretty cool in its own right, but ho-hum. There’s just too much LEGO competition. But then I took a closer look and realized that the whole damn table was made of LEGOs. And my geeky flag went up. Eureka! ...

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The Future of Apple

Thanks to the handy-dandy time machine I keep hanging around my office at all times, I was able to jump ahead a few years and save you the anticipation of waiting to see Apple’s product future. You’re welcome. Oh… you’ll thank me later. Link

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Darth Vader Wii Sensor Bar Holder

When he’s not making promises of baked goods or plotting his destruction of Christmas, Darth Vader just likes to chill out and play with his Wii, but not in the traditional way we’re familiar with. Of course not, come on, could you see Vader gaming to the tune of Super Mario Bros? I think not. No, the Darth man likes ...

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Cardboard Spill Prank Aims A Dart of Panic At the Office Neatnik

Every office has one. The co-worker that freaks out at the slightest piece of misplaced�paraphernalia. Nobody likes a neatnik except other neatniks. This Cardboard Spill Prank, which you can download and print for free right from the old Internetz, is a cheap, effective, hilarious way to make your office’s token neatnik freak out. Sometimes a good gag is all someone ...

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