With a price tag of $516, we’re sure this Mobile Remote Pacifier has some sort of use, it’s just a very niche-y product. I mean, it would be absolutely perfect for the lazy oral-fixated couch potato. Or a legless TV-watching baby. It’s just a matter of finding the right crowd and giving them all you’ve got.
So, yeah. Own your very own, um, Remote Control with Wheels and a Pacifier thingy, for the low, low price of only $516. Because, um, it’s really useful and stuff. We assume it can even change the channel.