Tag Archives: wtf

Because It’s Friday: Sexy Girl Tapes Herself Just For You

Well she did tell you she would tape herself for you. That chomping/snorting at the end really, really, really scares the hell out of me. Not even kidding. I mean, I’m not saying I wouldn’t hit it, but god damn. Somewhere, someone’s saved game of Fallout 3 is missing a ghoul.

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What About Banana Phones?

Please leave your stalks at home. Celery phones are not permitted on the premises. Now Bananaphones on the other hand? How about cheeseburger phones? Or handphones? Raffi thoroughly approves of this message. Link

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WTF? LOL! Get Your OMFG Here!

Are you proud of your internet vernacular? Whoever is responsible for this “advertisement,” you have me SMH. While it might be totally SFW, FWIW, this seems like a mighty waste of time. Take that English language! Link [via]

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Bottled Ghosts Delivered Straight To Your Door

While the legality of buying and selling ghosts seems dubious at best (the Ghostbusters would have been rich!), this auction site doesn’t seem to have an issue with the paranormal trade. Extra! Extra! Two spirits for sale! We have had no activity since they were bottled on July 15th 2009 . So i believe they are in the bottles. They ...

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Mobile Remote Control Pacifier Does, Um, Something We’re Sure

With a price tag of $516, we’re sure this Mobile Remote Pacifier has some sort of use, it’s just a very niche-y product. I mean, it would be absolutely perfect for the lazy oral-fixated couch potato. Or a legless TV-watching baby. It’s just a matter of finding the right crowd and giving them all you’ve got. So, yeah. Own your very own, ...

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Russian Roulette For Kids

We here at Gearfuse are advocates of teaching the next generation only the best values. Really treating them with kid gloves. Show authorities respect, never say anything you wouldn’t want said to you, always make sure your gun is loaded with only one bullet. You know, the good stuff. The Kaba Kick from where else by Asia is pretty much ...

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WTF Gadget of the Second: Freaky Shoe Masks

For the true foot fetishist, these freaky and kinky shoe masks let you live out your fantasy of being gagged with a heel. Not sure if the shoes were used or not first so don’t even bother asking pervs. If you’ve ever said to yourself “For Halloween, I think I want to be a giant shoe monster,” you’re a freakin’ ...

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