Gadgets

Instead of rolling a pair of dice to see who goes first in Monopoly, why don’t you use a pair of hard boiled eggs? I guarantee they’re a lot tastier than the dice. Winner gets to eat the dice, as long as they don’t mind their eggs to be rolling around on some random surface. The Egg Cuber boils your ...

The laws of physics always hold up, even in a world such as Star Wars. Gravity still holds Mr. Skywalker on the ground and Mass Times Acceleration still equals force. But does it equal The Force? That is the question. Was Yoda really nothing more than a physics professor? Is Darth Vader simply an allegorical symbol of the possible destruction ...

Windows fans. If you want to show your Microsoft OS pride, what more accurate way is there than the classic BSOD, probably the most common sight you see. The Blue Screen of Death Belt advertises the most famous fuck-up in OS history, right where it should be. Only inches from your Windows-loving vag. I so could not imagine a world ...

I have a major drinking problem. And that problem is that I can’t sit back with a chilly brew when I’m on the move. Whether I’m at work or waiting for the the train, I need a constant flow of beer flowing down my gullet and until now that just wasn’t possible unless I wanted to carry around one of ...

Only available in kids’ sizes. WHYYYYYYY?! This awesome hoodie transforms your elbows into fantastical dinosaur jaws, ready to om nom your parents or teacher. This would also make a killer tattoo idea. Link

What the hell is this? A Transformers toy that doesn’t transform? Alright then, let’s give it a shot. This will definitely be a first. Oh, wait, it’s supposed to be a mash-up with the All Spark Cube. It all makes sense now. Sorta. Come on, we need some transformation power, baby! Link [via]

They totally stole my idea! Featuring multi-tiered zombie madness, the wedding cake toppers on this baked bad boy are desperately trying to be wed in holy matrimony before their brains are devoured. But will they make it in time? Next week on When Baked Zombies Attack! Link

I always knew those countries were up to no good. I saw them looking at us funny. It’s only a matter of� time (only a few eons away!!) that these continents will rejoin and conquer the globe in a few bites. Link

Consider this hoodie owned. So gonna buying myself one of these. Perfect for those cool October evenings as Halloween slowly approaches. Really not a horrible way to spend $60.

Are you one of the millions which have caught Twitter-mania? WhatsWear has launched their Survival of the Hippest line of jewelry which allows you to create a piece of customizable socialwear featuring your Twitter username or favorite hashtag. With your choice of necklace, bracelet, keychain or ring in white gold, yellow gold or sterling silver; with diamonds or without, the ...