Gadgets

You thought one measly iPhone and one measly app could be passed off as an actual Ocarina? Sorry Smule, we know you put your heart and soul into your Ocarina app, but this is the real deal. Using three iPhones and a specially built laser cut frame, the iPhone Ocarina is much closer to the real thing. Utilizing the iPhone’s ...

Even though I was born in 1986, I’ve been rocking out to KISS since the late 70s? Not possible you say? It is if you happen to know the secret to time travel. A secret in which I’m about to reveal to you all. And that secret is (redacted by CIA). Ahhh, I feel better with that off my chest. ...

My poor, poor eyeballs. Every other part of my body gets some sort of warmth treatment throughout the day whether it be via Snuggie or mask, but my eyeballs remain shivering in their little sockets. The patented Brando USB Eye-Warmer works on keeping your eyeballs snug and cozy. No offense to Brando, because I’m sure they had only thoughts of ...

Just in case you were wondering what a heart attack looks like… For those without word power, quintrigenuple means this Oreo is stuffed is 35 layers of creamy goodness. This sandwich is in desperate need of more cookie (and cowbell.) Link [via]

No MacBooks here. Just good ole’ old fashioned fruit. Using 14 different varieties, food artist Prudence Staite created this super-creative Snow White Apple collage. The hair and facial features are made using apple seeds. Link [via]

That’s right, you heard me. You can take your smartphone and shove it up your ass. This particular iPhone user was apparently not having a good day. Link [via]

And thus the existential query is asked. Batman or Pizza? That is the question. You’ve got to know your priorities. Rather than having two separate phones dedicated to your two most commonly dialed numbers, it made sense to combine the two. That is until you called for a superhero and wound up with a large with extra cheese.� I somehow ...

Being a serial killer in disguise isn’t always as fun as it looks. It takes a ton of prep work. First, you’ve gotta gather up some money so you can go out and buy the mandatory hockey mask. Then there’s the part where you stare in the mirror making sure you look as evil as possible. The Scary Jason Hoodie ...

I’m always making awkward Stephen Colbert references that nobody seems to “get.” They might go over at little better if they were delivered slightly different. Maybe if I make this Stephen Colbert finger puppet, I can have my finger do all the talking. A little finger puppet ventriloquist act. “Oh, yeah.� That was on Colbert last night, right?” EXACTLY. Thanks ...

This might be one of the most terrifying things I have ever seen in my life. Geeky or not, this mask totally looks like something that should be warn by actors at a haunted attraction. Also, perfect bank robbery fodder. Link [via]