Gadgets

The “Create Your Own Sci-Fi Movie Monster” T-Shirt

Feel the wrath of Sharktopus! Fear the coming of Cyber Yeti! Wait a second, we’ve already seen an Arachnodroid. In fact, we’ve seen a few. The Science Fiction TV-Movie Title Generator t-shirt encourages the creation of horrible and hysterical hybrids of which the likes have never been seen. I mean Raptorsquito? Really? Malaria with a bite! Ok, ok, I’m sorry. ...

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Yoda Pizza Was Surely Delivered Via the Force

I can’t say I’ve every thought of Jedis as edible, but if you think about it, eating Yoda might actually be OK. He’s not human, so it’s not technically cannibalism. But it would be a little odd eating a creature that could talk back to me. The Yoda Pizza is made using green peppers, black olives, mushrooms, mozzarella cheese and ...

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iPad XL: Finally Enough Power for Flash

It might take an iPad with a combustion engine in order to run Flash properly on a mobile device, but hey, for Farmville? Anything! Honda has engineered the hell out of this thing, said Steve Jobs, This is the worlds quietest combustion engine only 96 decibels. The revolutionary iPad XL gives you all the magic of iPad, and makes ...

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Star Wars Tuxedo Shirt: It’s a Black TIE Fighter Affair

Alright, this really sucks. I was just invited to a wedding and of course it’s a black tie affair. The real problem is that I hate the way I look in a tuxedo. I look like a butler or a chauffeur or a bathroom attendant. I need something more suited to my personal brand of style. The TIE Fighter Tuxedo ...

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Photographic Proof of the Real Loch Ness Monster: We Are So Screwed

We thought stories of such creatures were only myths. Clever ploys devised to sell t-shirts. But, oh, how wrong we were. Here is photographic proof that the reign of humans as masters of the universe will soon be coming to an abrupt end. I just hope they don’t know the cheat code for infinite ammo. God help us. Link

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Sing Along Tongs: Tossing Salad Just Makes Me Wanna Sing

There’s something about tossing a salad that makes me just want to belt out a tune or twelve. Come on now, there’s no reason a man can’t toss a salad while belting out some Ethel Merman in the comfort of his own home. Don’t you sass me! The Sing Along Tongs aid your salad tossing-inspired singing efforts with their mic-inspired ...

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Giant Toothbrush Dish Brush Protects Your Dinnerware From Gingivitis

I, for one, am sick of having my dishes breathe in my face with their stank-ass breath. It’s one thing to allow yourself to let the day-old ketchup get all crusty all over themselves, but when their oral hygiene starts to suffer, that’s where I have to draw the line. The Giant Toothbrush Dish Brush not only saves your dishes ...

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Boba Fett Fleece Beanie: Collect Some Heads While Warming Your Own

The Fett-man has become one of the most endearing characters in the Star Wars universe. Second in evil only to Darth Vader (and perhaps Jabba the Hutt, but even that’s debatable. Jabba’s motives were out of pure greed. Boba simply loves to kill). Etsy user daniellemaupin sold her Boba Fett Fleece Beanie for $25, so you might have already missed ...

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15 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Steve Jobs

Steve is an enigma. And apparently, an extremely stinky enigma at that. Did you know that while he was working at Atari he was forced to work the night shift because of his terrible personal hygiene? True story. Sounds like someone could have used a few bars of Star Wars Soap. For that and 14 other amazing Steve Jobs facts ...

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Three Ewok Moon T-Shirt: Wait, That’s No Moon

The majesty of the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt (now in PJ form!) is almost impossible to upstage. But if there was anyway to do it, I’m pretty sure the Star Wars Shop just figured it out. The Three Ewok Moon tee pays homage to an internet meme which some might consider played out, but this design provides a breath of ...

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