Gadgets

I know that it’s barely summer and you really don’t want to even start thinking about your winter wear for another few months, but I wouldn’t want any of you to miss out on the hottest styles of fall and winter 2010. The Beard Beanie is sure to be a game changer as this year’s cold season looms over the ...

You don’t have the balls or the money to wear a shirt depicting Mr. T made of t-shirts? Don’t be a fool, bitch tits! My night elf mohawk won’t listen to that jibba-jibba. The Mr. Tee t-shirt is a light blue tee featuring a portrait of the A-Team’s own Mr. T made out of t-shirts. The only way to get ...

Aside from Shredder, Krang was the most reviled supervillain in the TMNT universe. And since there’s already a Shredder hoodie, I guess there was only one logical thing to do. The Krang Hoodie lovingly suggests that your upper torso is a mechanical body housing everybody’s favorite turtle-hating exoskeleton-donning brain-like world domineer. To complete Krang’s body just keep your hands in ...

Please leave your stalks at home. Celery phones are not permitted on the premises. Now Bananaphones on the other hand? How about cheeseburger phones? Or handphones? Raffi thoroughly approves of this message. Link

I’m thinking the Toy Dolls are kicking themselves in the shins right now for not altering their cover of “Nellie the Elephant” to read “Nessie the Elephant” (if you haven’t heard that song, find a way.) We thought we had the Loch Ness Monster figured out, we really did. But then we have to be mystified by a photo such ...

So, I’m just going to assume that the Disney Lion King’s Timon and Pumbaa were based off of this real life pair. Life is better that way. Well, you know what they say: “Hakuna Matata.” Ahhh, come on Pumbaa, not in front of the kids. Link

Calling Ripley’s Believe or Not! Warning, warning, this is not a drill. Steve Ballmer is in the hizouse. CEO of Microsoft, now the second most valuable tech company in the U.S. (the first spot was just recently overtaken by Apple oddly enough), Steve Ballmer is allegedly scheduled to have a 7-minute chunk of speaking time during Steve Jobs’ keynote at ...

Life streamers will be happy to hear that a new brand of transmitting your every movement might be on the horizon. The EyeSeeCam tracks your eye movements using an array of cleverly placed speedy cameras. Two cameras measure your eye positions in 3D at super-fast speeds, up to 600 Hz, watching your eyes via an acrylic reflector. Another camera offers ...

The goal of Fanny Floss is to thoroughly clean your undercarriage, as well as you’re buttocks. But the way I see it, all you’re really doing here is thoroughly spreading shit towards your taint and balls. Am I missing something here? Is this really a genius idea and I’m just missing the point? Don’t get me wrong, I can see ...

There’s nothing the ladies love more than a pair of perky man nips. Forget about that (very) little secret you hide in your Jockeys. As long as you’ve got a pair of nipples capable of cutting diamonds, the ladies will come a-flocking, regardless of how rank your breath might be. The Body Perks Nipple Enhancers let the opposite sex (or ...