Nubrella: Because Our Hands Are Busy

On rainy days, having to carry around an umbrella can be a huge drag. We have more important things to do with our hands than lug around an umbrella, such as playing with our phones and readjusting our testicles when the humidity makes them stick to our thigh. The Nubrella is a hands-free umbrella which allows your hands free access ...

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Keep Your Pussy On Lockdown With RFID Catflap

If you have a un-spayed female cat, the last thing you’re going to want to do is let it outdoors while they’re in heat (unless you don’t mind your cat being a dirty little whore). So there are a few solutions. One, you can cover your current catflap with planks of wood, but risk the chance that meth-addicts think your ...

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Digital Cellphone Tattoo Powered By Your Juices

This concept from John Mielke would implant a special device under your skin which communicates via Bluetooth to your gadgets. Using a special smart-ink pixel painted on to your skin, the device projects a digital tattoo of a phone on your skin which you can interact with like a touchscreen. There’s even the potential to transmit 3G video conversations on ...

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Mobile Search Device From The Future

The future of Internet searching has a strong future, especially as long as companies like the world-dominating Google keep making the most of mobility and advanced search algorithms. The Internet Search: Mobile Version incorporates a touchscreen, built-in camera, WiFi, Google Map and Search, and image recognition to produce a search platform like nothing we’ve never seen. If you’re wondering what ...

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Mouse For The Archaeologist

The Skeleton Mouse might be designed a little on the morbid side. Hell, who are we kidding, it’s a mouse made to look like a decomposed corpse. Archaeologists and grave diggers alike will have a fun time with this one. The species known as mousicus bonicus was thought to be long since extinct, but you can have a piece of ...

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The Six-Fingered Man Is In Deep Shit Now

If the recent Fake Steve Jobs mock turtleneck wasn’t enough to get you all hot and bothered, maybe a Princess Bride reference will be more fitting? Using the classic line from the movie as a design point, this shirt has a fake name tag which says “Hello, My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” So ...

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Staircase Library: Step Up The Lit

So you want something that will help you get organized similar to the Storage In Stairs, but you find yourself too squashed by your massive book collection to move around your house. The Spacesaver Staircase Library merges the two issues, creating one solution. The Staircase Library utilizes all of its space by creating book shelves in the space under each ...

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MS Next-Gen Finalist ‘Momenta’ Is Ingeniously Scary

Momenta is one of the finalists in Microsoft’s Next-Gen PC Design competition, and it’s not wonder why. The neck-worn Momenta is designed to record your life in a rolling buffer, while actively reading your pulse. When Momenta senses your heart rate increasing, it saves the previous five minutes of buffered video, acting as sort of a real life TiVo so ...

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5.5 Terapixels, Huh?: Mis-Advertising Much

BREAKING NEWS! Chinese manufacturer Penchan has figured out how to make a cute little blue camera have 5.5 Terapixel resolution which equals about 5,500,000 megapixels. That makes this little camera thousands of times more sensitive than even the most high-tech cameras. How did they manage such a breakthrough? And why are there not more people talking about it? And we ...

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