ExhaustBurger Is A Biological Horror

I don’t care how much heat is wasted through the exhaust pipe, I refuse to eat a burger which is cooked using the heat and fumes from my automobiles excrements. The ExhaustBurger was shown off at the Dining In 2015 exhibit. My love for meat holds almost no limits. I would use a burger as my phone. I might even ...

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Cloverfield Action Figure Revealed: Albinos Everywhere Applaud

The elusive Cloverfield monster was the talk of the town over the last few months thanks to J.J. Abrams’ elusive viral marketing scheme. When we received a leaked clip of the Cloverfield monster a few days before the movie was released, we didn’t see anything that indicated that the monster was an albino. Though according to the design of the ...

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Robot acts out your dreams

When we have a dream, the visions we experience remain in our minds and only in our minds, and are more often than not, forgotten quickly. Sleep Waking is a robot which uses recorded brainwaves to re-enact your movements inside of your dreams.

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Nightclub On Wheels: So Fun, Only A Hummer Limo Could Pack It All In

A nightclub on wheels should be no surprise in the day of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Laziness in return for luxury is becoming the norm around the A-List teeny-boppers, and a Hummer night club couldn’t make that any clearer unless then Hummer fell flat on your head (which would also hurt pretty bad). The Triple Axle 8 Wheel Hummer ...

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Nokia Health Guard: Grandpa, Get Out Of The No-No Cabinet

Senile senior citizens cannot be trusted. As much as I love to laugh at the frequently falling and hip-breaking demographic, I also know a life with seniors is no picnic. As senility wins over their feeble tissue masses which used to be called active and functioning brains, they start reverting back to simple childhood curiosities. The difference is, that seniors ...

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Hack Your Wiimote Into A Colt 45: You Feeling Lucky, Punk?

� Violent Wii players are having a good week. First there was the gaming console that can be thrown at shit, than there was the Wii Nurf Blaster, and now we offer you another cozy ditty of violence and mayhem. This DIY project turns your Wiimote into a pretty nice looking pistol, which is sure to add a realistic edge ...

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Air Poo: A Mac-Inspired Toilet

Check out this dream device. Inspired by way too many bathroom breaks interrupting time with the MacBook Air, meet the Air Poo. The toilet for the true Apple fanboy. Complete with a docking station for the Air, an iPod dock, multi-touch flushing, integrated surround sound, and a heated seat to protect your tender tushy, the Air Poo is a fake ...

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Roulette Watch Gambles Away Your Time

What’s with gamblers and watches? This is the second gambling theme watch we’ve seen, the other being the excellent Girard Perregaux Jackpot watch. Though unlike the Jackpot, the Roulette Watch scuttles away from the slot machine to the exciting spinning roulette table.

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