The Japanese are ingenious, they’re bringing the simple technology from banks directly to your room. I’m sure you’ve seen under-table emergency buttons in banks, some are pressed with the fingers, and some with the foot. Wouldn’t it be great to be able to turn off all your embarrassing and personal pursuit on screen as soon as somebody pops up behind your back? May it be your mom, your co-workers in office or your significant other. Well, a Japanese company developed this emergency button to place under your computer table and that you can step on, to bring you back to a pre-assigned minimized screen, for example MS Word. Of course, your computer must be fast enough to respond, so you still have to think twice before browsing sites heavily loaded with graphics and videos. The emergency switch costs $26. –Sam Chan
March 15, 2007 14:36pm
What Mom could see on the Screen is just one problem when she comes in
If you know what I mean…
March 15, 2007 18:16pm
Yeah all we need now is an emergency pants zipper
April 13, 2009 22:11pm
They invented ALT+F4?
April 14, 2009 1:45am
i think an emergency zipper would be a bit dangerous
April 14, 2009 6:08am
What Dad could see on the screen might have him watch too when he comes in
if you know what I mean…
April 14, 2009 7:56am
Yea, closing the screen doesn’t put your dick away.
April 14, 2009 16:33pm
And then she thinks you were fapping to spreadsheets.
April 16, 2009 6:28am
Na, she knows exactly what you were doing. Your dad did it as well remember and she probably caught or overheard him too.
April 16, 2009 21:37pm
“And then she thinks you were fapping to spreadsheets.”
Ha! That was great! XD Sadly, I think I know guys that do that…. o.O
April 18, 2009 23:46pm
fuck you Mango. You probably don’t. And anyone who uses this face ——>o.O is a fucking idiot. go die now.
April 19, 2009 18:33pm
Wowza.. chill out.. I <3 Mango. <(* ** *)>
April 20, 2009 23:42pm
Photoshooped
April 26, 2009 18:50pm
Definitely shopped.
June 9, 2009 9:01am
well when MY mom comes in and sees me fapping, she kneels by the chair and sucks me off!
July 11, 2009 19:21pm
its a bad habit she picked up from your dad