Emergency button closes porn sites when mom comes in

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The Japanese are ingenious, they’re bringing the simple technology from banks directly to your room. I’m sure you’ve seen under-table emergency buttons in banks, some are pressed with the fingers, and some with the foot. Wouldn’t it be great to be able to turn off all your embarrassing and personal pursuit on screen as soon as somebody pops up behind your back? May it be your mom, your co-workers in office or your significant other. Well, a Japanese company developed this emergency button to place under your computer table and that you can step on, to bring you back to a pre-assigned minimized screen, for example MS Word. Of course, your computer must be fast enough to respond, so you still have to think twice before browsing sites heavily loaded with graphics and videos. The emergency switch costs $26. —Sam Chan

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15 comments

  1. What Mom could see on the Screen is just one problem when she comes in 😉 If you know what I mean…

  2. Yeah all we need now is an emergency pants zipper

  3. They invented ALT+F4?

  4. i think an emergency zipper would be a bit dangerous

  5. What Dad could see on the screen might have him watch too when he comes in 😉 if you know what I mean…

  6. Yea, closing the screen doesn’t put your dick away.

  7. And then she thinks you were fapping to spreadsheets.

  8. the green bastard

    Na, she knows exactly what you were doing. Your dad did it as well remember and she probably caught or overheard him too.

  9. “And then she thinks you were fapping to spreadsheets.”

    Ha! That was great! XD Sadly, I think I know guys that do that…. o.O

  10. fuck you Mango. You probably don’t. And anyone who uses this face ——>o.O is a fucking idiot. go die now.

  11. Wowza.. chill out.. I <3 Mango. <(* ** *)>

  12. Photoshooped

  13. Definitely shopped. 😀

  14. well when MY mom comes in and sees me fapping, she kneels by the chair and sucks me off!

  15. its a bad habit she picked up from your dad

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