Tag Archives: wearables

Awesome Statler and Waldorf Muppets Masks

Two of my favorite all-time characters from any show or media period have been masterfully cloned by Disney. Officially licensed and insanely awesome, these Statler and Waldorf Masks let anyone imagine they’re the cranky old men with a penchant for the Muppets theater. You know what they say, if its too hot, get outta the kitchen. And these masks are ...

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Choose Your Weapon of Choice: Video Game Controller Shirt

Being called a gamer these days is a pretty general term, especially when there are so many consoles, controllers, genres and platforms used in modern times. So you’re a gamer, that’s great, but what sort of gamer are you? Do you prefer casual platformers? Time management? FPS? Core RPG? The list goes on and on. Aside from genre, gamers can ...

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Super Mario Sweater Vest: It Doesn’t Get Much Geekier

Sweater vests aren’t exactly known for their spot in couture culture. Though I think a dose of geeky fashion is always a fun way to prove that just because you’re not a hipster doesn’t mean you can’t rock the fashion world with the best of them. This amazingly geeky Super Mario Sweater Vest should be worn only by true geeks ...

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Reading Ring Holds Your Page

While hard copy books might be on their way out with the increasing popularity of e-Readers and digital reading, most people are still stuck in the olden days of just plain reading a book. The great thing about the Kindle and other e-Readers is that the devices always save your spot, even if you have to drop the reader in ...

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Ooga-Booga: How to Make a Mask With Photoshop

No crazy technical knowledge needed. It’s sort of like a software packing jackolantern. So you can tell people you’re a master Photoshop masker, even if you never even touched the actual application. I so know what I’m being for Halloween next year. Link [via]

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Obama Vs. Zombie = Approval Rating Heaven

Let’s face facts. Obama, you’re just not as cool as you once were. Your approval rating is steadily declining and this whole health care debacle is not helping in the least bit. If you want to earn some of that old swagger back, I’ve got a few ideas: 1. Grow a beard. Everyone loves beards. 2. Battle a zombie… and ...

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Goomba Head Stomp Beanie Gives You A Headache

If having chubby plumbers jump on your head sounds like a good time, the Goomba-inspired Head Stomp Beanie is the perfect headware for you to rock this winter. Cuz, ya know, it’s not getting any warmer. Or is it? Duhn-duhn-duhn. It’s absolutely frigid out here in Jersey. I hope some of you readers live in a warmer climate. You lucky ...

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Pac-Man Oven Mitt

We’re pretty much done with all of the holiday baking over in these parts, and we did quite a bit I might add. Or maybe I should say everyone else did quite a bit. Me? Not a baker. Trust me, nobody wants me near their ovens or even their microwaves.While I’ve been known to wield a gadget or two, cooking ...

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Is Necky the Next Snuggie?

Look, even as a fan of the Snuggie, I think this whole Necky thing is a joke. Not only does it look ridiculous, sort of like a turtleneck on steroids (not that turtlenecks aren’t the sexiest style anyway)� but I doubt it keeps you all that much warmer than a normal scarf and zipped up coat. It’s not like the ...

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Break the Ice With Bizarre Mouse Assisted Socialization

I typically don’t think of rodents when I think of how to break the ice on a first date. I just never made that association. I’m not Richard Gere. But this bizarre Mouse Assisted Interplay system allows two socializing love birds to walk around wearing a mobile mouse nest, allowing your mouse to interact with your partner’s mouse, supposedly spurring ...

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