Tag Archives: wearables

Pac-Man Ring Set Removes the Maze, Adds Fingers

The Pac-Man Ring Set puts Packy right on the digits of your girlfriend hand of choice. Hopefully your fingernails are slightly better kept than the nails of this hand model. If you’re going to show off your hands, you should want them in the finest condition. Clipped and clean. It’s only fair to the Pac. Link [via]

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Donkey Kong Meets Star Wars

The majesty of Donkey Kong meets the awesomesauce of Return of the Jedi on this awesome Threadless potential tee. Currently stuck in the voting process, this mash-up t-shirt seems like a shoe-in for me, but you never know with those fickle Threadless voters. You know what to do fellow GEARheads. I want this shirt. Make it happen. Vote, vote, vote! ...

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Delicious Tomato Soup Shoes

Mmm mmm… good. These comfort shoes designed by Jeffrey Campbell (pretty apt last name) would go great with a pair of grilled cheese mittens. You can buy your own custom pair for $102.99. These have Kanye-style written all-over them. These Warhol-inspired kicks are reasonably priced seeing as most pop-art crap is extravagantly priced. Link [via]

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INFLU Flu-Collector Mask Encourages H1N1 Infection

Contracting the H1N1 swine flu virus seems inevitable. I’m not one to play God, but I like to be in control of all situations. In other words, I’d rather infect myself with the swine flu and know when I’m going to be infected than have the virus spring up on me unawares. The INFLU Mask increases the chance of getting ...

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LEGO Baseball Caps

While there’s no doubt I’d rock these New Era LEGO Caps by designer JC de Castelbajac like it were my job, I’m not sure that many of you would like the attention these caps would draw. Us geeks are traditionally a loner breed. We like to dwell in our own little world much of the time, so receiving the attention ...

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Sneakers Made Out of Computer Parts

If your shoes offer better performance than your home computer, you know you’re in the presence of something special. These Blaze Pentium 1.0 Sneakers probably have a better processing speed than my PC. Designed by Gabriel Dishaw, these 15 pound shoes took three weeks to perfect. The Intel Pentium-inspired sneakers are currently for sale and are shipped with an equally ...

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Gene Simmons Tongue Hoodie: KISS Army Gear

Even though I was born in 1986, I’ve been rocking out to KISS since the late 70s? Not possible you say? It is if you happen to know the secret to time travel. A secret in which I’m about to reveal to you all. And that secret is (redacted by CIA). Ahhh, I feel better with that off my chest. ...

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Direct Line T-Shirt: Know Your Priorities

And thus the existential query is asked. Batman or Pizza? That is the question. You’ve got to know your priorities. Rather than having two separate phones dedicated to your two most commonly dialed numbers, it made sense to combine the two. That is until you called for a superhero and wound up with a large with extra cheese. I somehow ...

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The Fastest Way to Become a Knife-Wielding Psychopath

Being a serial killer in disguise isn’t always as fun as it looks. It takes a ton of prep work. First, you’ve gotta gather up some money so you can go out and buy the mandatory hockey mask. Then there’s the part where you stare in the mirror making sure you look as evil as possible. The Scary Jason Hoodie ...

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