Let’s face facts. Obama, you’re just not as cool as you once were. Your approval rating is steadily declining and this whole health care debacle is not helping in the least bit. If you want to earn some of that old swagger back, I’ve got a few ideas:
1. Grow a beard. Everyone loves beards.
2. Battle a zombie… and win.
But mostly, you’re gonna want to take that zombie advice. There’s nothing quite like fist-fighting the walking dead. Trust me. It’s a sure fire approval boost. Oh! And when you’re done whooping some zombie ass? Put it all on a t-shirt. Cha-ching. Profit!