Tag Archives: wearables

Two Girls, One-Up T-Shirt Mashes Mario and Masochism

I posted this over on my Posterous blog, but I couldn’t resist sharing this with my fellow GEARheads as well. The Two Girls, One-Up T-Shirt mashes together the iconic disgustingness of the Two Girls, One Cup video and the awesomeness of the ladies from Super Mario Bros. You can pre-order the shirt for $17.95. It’s scheduled to ship on September ...

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Bento Jewelry

The creation of bento is just as much an art as creating a painting or a piece of jewelry. So integrating the art of bento box creation and jewelry shouldn’t be that tough, but yet, no one had done it, until now. This awesome Bento Jewelry by Carolyn Tille features realistic pieces of sushi and other related Bento foods, integrated ...

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Steampunk Elephant Gas Mask

They say that elephants never forget. But who cares about memory if you have to be terrified by mice all of the time. Is that any life worth living?! Huh? HUH? ANSWER ME! The “Pachydermos” steampunk-inspired gas mask is either made for elephants or made to make you look like an elephant. Either way, the steampunk design is pretty badass. ...

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Dude Gets Mario and Luigi Tattooed on Soles of Feet

The bottom of your feet are ultra-ticklish for a reason. They are very, very sensitive. So, I imagine this tattoo hurt a considerable amount. The soles of your feet have got to be a tender area. Regardless, this gaming geek was hardcore enough to have Mario and Luigi partaking in a round of fisticuffs, tattoo-style, on the bottom of their ...

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Hand-Crocheted Baby Viking Hat

When my kid isn’t wearing their hand-knit Legend of Zelda Link outfit, there’s no way that he/she will be wearing some conventional baby outfit. Oh, helllllll no. At the very least, it will be wearing something like this Hand-Crocheted Viking Hat, made specifically for toddler warriors. Available in pretty much any color you desire, the baby Viking Hat will set ...

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Hand-Knit Zelda Baby Clothes

Some lucky mother and baby is about to get the coolest damn baby shower gift of all-time. This hand-knit Legend of Zelda-themed Link baby outfit, complete with baby bottle quiver, is an amazing example of what an expert needle worker can do. This is exactly why I’m learning how to crochet, despite the incessant bullying. I’m about to kidnap some ...

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Underwear You Can Wear For Weeks

It might seem like some sort of lazy fantasy, but a Japanese astronaut recently tested out a pair of J-Wear anti-bacterial, flame retardant, antistatic, and water-absorbent briefs which are supposedly wearable for weeks at a time. Astronaut Koichi Wakata says he wore the panties for about a month and received nary a complaint. That’s great that they can use them ...

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Nike Goes Anatomical

This Haute Charcuterie pair of Nike Air Force 1s puts the pedal to the metal and the metal to the muscle. Designer BlackYard created these anatomical pair of Nikes, which divides your foot into prime slices of meat. I’m sure this has some sort of snazzy concept, like “Oh, Nike is just one of those corporations filled with porky pigs.” ...

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Pet / Laptop Case Might Cook Your Dog Extra Crispy Style

The novelty of having a PetEgo Pet / Laptop Backpack hybrid might wear off soon after you realize your beloved pooch has been charred by your recently charged notebook. The Asians love it, but for Westerners? Not so much. But as long as their is a generous amount of padding between the two, this is actually a really neat idea. ...

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