Tag Archives: wearables

You’ve either gotta be really poor or really lazy to show up to a cosplay event dressed like this. Otherwise, this is actually a pretty cool shirt. I’d rock it like Keith Richards. While your Master Sword decal might not do much damage to your enemies… actually, I can’t think of a positive point for having a sword decal. I’d ...

Featuring nearly every major non-human or costumed characters, these Star Wars New Era Fitted Caps are a stylish alternative to that plain old Yankees cap you’ve been rocking since junior high. It’s totally understandable, you like to keep the sun out of your eyes whenever you happen to get a pick-up game of baseball going, but please, for the love ...

These gorgeous futuristic watches by designer Jacques Fournier caught my eye because of their modern style and sleek finish. The Mystery features four different time zones on four separate face plates while the Moontek is slightly more conventional, featuring a gorgeous Tourbillon and a jumping hour feature inspired by space travel, a feature everybody will need when we’re all evacuated ...

Two talents in one. Not only can Spock do that cool “Live Long and Prosper” finger thingy without blinking an eye, but he can also do a decent shadow puppet image of a doggy… AT THE SAME TIME. A one-trick pony, Spock is not. Link

Being a frequent taxi rider must be pretty taxing on the avid mitten wearer. I know that if I drove a taxi, there’s little chance I’d be able to take mitten wearers very seriously. Mittens, in my brain, are completely associated with little kids. So when I see a full-grown adult donning a pair, I can’t help but coyly giggle ...

Seriously, think of the possibilities! They are endless. Such power. Such pure, unadulterated power! If you thought the Three Wolf T-Shirt got you the chicks, just wait until you’re sportin’ this epic Three Wolf Moon Onesie. Complete with a “trap door” for taking a shit without even having to REMOVE YOUR FRICKEN PJS! Genius! Link [via]

There’s jewelry made FOR your belly button, and then there’s jewelry inspired by your belly button. Taiwanese designer Yuyen Chang created these ultra-realistic Orifice Jewelry; brooches, rings and pendants inspired by your most underused orifice, the belly button.

They just don’t make ’em like they used too. Check out this awesome Watch / Cigarette Lighter from some forgotten year of the 1980s. Novelty watch collector Shea Connolly says this is his favorite watch in his collection, and I don’t blame him. If I spotted a gadget like this at a garage sale like he did, I’d likely poop ...

Remember that time you walked out of the house with a pair of tieclips in place of your cufflinks? They sorta look similar, I guess, but you must be pretty clueless to make a mistake like that. Apparently it happens though. Just in case you weren’t quite sure what to do with your various homogeneous clothing accessories, these Tieclips Tieclips ...

Star Wars is one of the most iconic movies of all-time. Never has their been a film which influenced pop culture to such a ridiculous extent. Everything from Jar Jar to the Death Star has become a culture phenomenon, for better or for worse. Who wouldn’t mind having a new pair of kicks, specially designed to incorporate iconic Star Wars ...