Tag Archives: wearables

I’m a fatty. It’s a fact that’s impossible to hide. I can wear all the black and vertical stripes I want, the fact of my fatness remains. I’m the Buddha Bag of humans. I think it’s time for a change of heart. Instead of hiding my girth, maybe I should embrace it until I build up the motivation to actually ...

Lycanthropes will be thrilled to get their claws on the Moonwatch, a clock which tells the current state of the lunar cycle instead of the current time. No more fumbling around with calendars or awkward time tables. Know exactly when you’re time of transformation has come without even having to take a single look at the night sky. Proper planning ...

We’ve seen a shirt in the past which proclaimed the same message, but never quite so blunt and in your face as this rendition of the same idea. Of course, if you were practical you’d just block all Farmville notifications, which really is simple enough, and call it a day. But I guess we all need something to rebel against. ...

I’ve always wondered what sort of insulation the Batsuit is working with. Sure, it has a plethora of gadgets and goodies geared towards fighting the scum of the streets, but does it keep Batman warm on those chilly Gotham nights? I imagine punching a super-villain in the face is much more painful if your hands are freezing cold. The Batman ...

Much like any other average 8-year-old, there was a point during my childhood where I wanted nothing more than to grow up to be a firefighter. I thought everything about the job, especially the mandatory undergarments, was awesome. Saving lives, driving big trucks, getting one of those awesome emergency pagers. But then I got older and I realized I really ...

This is what happens when “Finish Him!” becomes “Finish Your Dinner!” Fatalities meet�hospitality�with what I’ve decided to call the “Moral” Kombat shirt design. I have no idea what the actual title is, and frankly don’t care. Whatever it is I’m confident my title is better. Oh, Raiden, you’re such a gentleman! I wonder if Sub-Zero is going to spend the ...

If you’re not quite ready to wear the jewelry you made out of your victim’s skin, no worries. Baby steps. You can start with Putrefashion, a bracelet designed to house living insects. There are air-holes so they can remain living while you wear them! Jorge and I designed the bangle for some mealworms we procured at Petco. They like dry ...

For those of us who were raised during the 80s and 90s, Duck Hunt brings back memories of hours of pointing a gun at our televisions. If you grew up during the peak years of the NES, Duck Hunt was the coolest thing on the market, one of the only games at the time that had a dedicated peripheral. But ...

No doubt about it, the Star Wars universe just wouldn’t be the same without the shiny white uniforms of the Stormtroopers, but maybe the boss Stormtrooper man could wear a steampunk-themed helmet. You know, just to�differentiate�himself from the crowd. Though this might defeat the purpose. I think the anonymity of Stormtroopers added to the fascist overtone of the Empire. Almost ...

If you were wondering why Mario was naked, I think we just discovered this answer. This sly dog stole his most prized outfit, and oddly enough an outfit fit for a plump Italian plumber just happens to fit this pooch to a tee. What a coincidence. For $16.50, you can dress your pup as either Mario of Luigi, whomever you ...