I’m a fatty. It’s a fact that’s impossible to hide. I can wear all the black and vertical stripes I want, the fact of my fatness remains. I’m the Buddha Bag of humans. I think it’s time for a change of heart. Instead of hiding my girth, maybe I should embrace it until I build up the motivation to actually do something about it.
The “I’m Fat Let’s Party” tee allows us chub-chubs to feel more confident with our bellies and man boobs, while still inviting interaction with those assholes who can eat all they want, not exercise and never gain a pound. Seriously, screw you all.