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Rather than measuring by inches, this belt is designed to guesstimate your weight. The larger your waist, the higher the weight will show as with the Weight Belt. Using this belt in conjunction with the ego-crushing phone could solve your over-confidence issues in a snap.
The problem with this is if you have a really large ass, or have your mother’s hips (even if you’re a guy), the belt might guess your weight to be higher. Something tells me the style freaks wearing something like this don’t have to worry about their weight anyway. Unless this goes by kilograms. Then there might be a problem. Screw the metric system!
(Update: Further research on this product leads us to believe this belt might just monitor your waist size in cm. Still pretty cool for keeping an eye on your girth.)
— Andrew Dobrow
