A new technology has emerged that’s bound to change the way we view trashy women forever. Designed for only the most aristocratic tramps around, the Swarovski contact lens is the most absurd invention of the 21st Century. Imagine a pair of contact lenses with tacky Swarovski crystals embedded in them. Seems like an invention right out of Long Island, right?
Wrong! These were actually designed by a woman in India and have been christened with the name of “Sparkle.”
And to think this shit won second place in some contest. What took first place? The Swarovski-studded lower-back tattoo?