Gadgets

The Fett-man has become one of the most endearing characters in the Star Wars universe. Second in evil only to Darth Vader (and perhaps Jabba the Hutt, but even that’s debatable. Jabba’s motives were out of pure greed. Boba simply loves to kill). Etsy user daniellemaupin sold her Boba Fett Fleece Beanie for $25, so you might have already missed ...

Steve is an enigma. And apparently, an extremely stinky enigma at that. Did you know that while he was working at Atari he was forced to work the night shift because of his terrible personal hygiene? True story. Sounds like someone could have used a few bars of Star Wars Soap. For that and 14 other amazing Steve Jobs facts ...

The majesty of the Three Wolf Moon t-shirt (now in PJ form!) is almost impossible to upstage. But if there was anyway to do it, I’m pretty sure the Star Wars Shop just figured it out. The Three Ewok Moon tee pays homage to an internet meme which some might consider played out, but this design provides a breath of ...

If it can make Madonna look human, just imagine what it could do for you. Apparently Adobe Photoshop Beauty Cream is also safe to rub in your eyes. Don’t mind the stinging. That’s totally normal. Temporary blindness might also occur. In fact, it probably will, but it’s so worth it. Beauty is pain! Unfortunately pain hurts. Achieve that wrinkle-free Photoshop ...

Wild unicorns aren’t always as couth as their farm-raised meaty counterparts. They haven’t been to exposed to the proper way unicorns should act. For one, it is always inappropriate to skid your ass against the ground, no matter how magical the said ass might be. But with that being said, I wonder if its possible to rent a wild unicorn ...

Okay, so maybe Raphael and the rest of the TMNT team never officially brought down their Samurai arch-nemesis. And that’s fine. You can’t beat them all. Sometimes all you can do is temporarily thwart your enemy’s plans of world domination for the time being. Shredder does have his own following though. And understandably. The man is a monster, in the ...

There’s only so much you can do with gauged ear piercings. You can plug them with specially gauged circles. You can gradually gauge them until you can basically fit your fist through your ear lobe. But never before have you been able to wear a portion of a sea creature as ear jewelery. These 0 gauge Tentacle Earring Plugs come ...

This iPad decal is either suggesting that the Joker is an avid fan of fruit, or is merely implying that Steve Jobs is an evil supervillain bent on world domination. I’m just sayin’. Or maybe this Etsy seller just knows their audience a little too well. The Joker iPad Decal sold out for $15, but if you’re lucky you’ll be ...

Well then, there goes my dream of hosting the best end-of-the-world bash ever. This is the last time I let you rain on my parade McFly. Hell, if all else fails we can just have Marty travel back in time and infect the Mayans with AIDS, amirite? Link

Well, what did you think they did with all of that fresh Yoshi meat when the poor little guy gets offed besides using his skin as a scarf? HELLO! Barbecue! Sprite Stich Forum user jessii created these homemade Mario and Luigi Aprons just for special occasions. Luckily, I can find reason for a special occasion any day. “Umm, why are ...