Gadgets

Life streamers will be happy to hear that a new brand of transmitting your every movement might be on the horizon. The EyeSeeCam tracks your eye movements using an array of cleverly placed speedy cameras. Two cameras measure your eye positions in 3D at super-fast speeds, up to 600 Hz, watching your eyes via an acrylic reflector. Another camera offers ...

The goal of Fanny Floss is to thoroughly clean your undercarriage, as well as you’re buttocks. But the way I see it, all you’re really doing here is thoroughly spreading shit towards your taint and balls. Am I missing something here? Is this really a genius idea and I’m just missing the point? Don’t get me wrong, I can see ...

There’s nothing the ladies love more than a pair of perky man nips. Forget about that (very) little secret you hide in your Jockeys. As long as you’ve got a pair of nipples capable of cutting diamonds, the ladies will come a-flocking, regardless of how rank your breath might be. The Body Perks Nipple Enhancers let the opposite sex (or ...

Feel the wrath of Sharktopus! Fear the coming of Cyber Yeti! Wait a second, we’ve already seen an Arachnodroid. In fact, we’ve seen a few. The Science Fiction TV-Movie Title Generator t-shirt encourages the creation of horrible and hysterical hybrids of which the likes have never been seen. I mean Raptorsquito? Really? Malaria with a bite! Ok, ok, I’m sorry. ...

I can’t say I’ve every thought of Jedis as edible, but if you think about it, eating Yoda might actually be OK. He’s not human, so it’s not technically cannibalism. But it would be a little odd eating a creature that could talk back to me. The Yoda Pizza is made using green peppers, black olives, mushrooms, mozzarella cheese and ...

It might take an iPad with a combustion engine in order to run Flash properly on a mobile device, but hey, for Farmville? Anything! �Honda has engineered the hell out of this thing,� said Steve Jobs, �This is the world�s quietest combustion engine � only 96 decibels. The revolutionary iPad XL gives you all the magic of iPad, and makes ...

Alright, this really sucks. I was just invited to a wedding and of course it’s a black tie affair. The real problem is that I hate the way I look in a tuxedo. I look like a butler or a chauffeur or a bathroom attendant. I need something more suited to my personal brand of style. The TIE Fighter Tuxedo ...

We thought stories of such creatures were only myths. Clever ploys devised to sell t-shirts. But, oh, how wrong we were. Here is photographic proof that the reign of humans as masters of the universe will soon be coming to an abrupt end. I just hope they don’t know the cheat code for infinite ammo. God help us. Link

There’s something about tossing a salad that makes me just want to belt out a tune or twelve. Come on now, there’s no reason a man can’t toss a salad while belting out some Ethel Merman in the comfort of his own home. Don’t you sass me! The Sing Along Tongs aid your salad tossing-inspired singing efforts with their mic-inspired ...

I, for one, am sick of having my dishes breathe in my face with their stank-ass breath. It’s one thing to allow yourself to let the day-old ketchup get all crusty all over themselves, but when their oral hygiene starts to suffer, that’s where I have to draw the line. The Giant Toothbrush Dish Brush not only saves your dishes ...