Alright, this really sucks. I was just invited to a wedding and of course it’s a black tie affair. The real problem is that I hate the way I look in a tuxedo. I look like a butler or a chauffeur or a bathroom attendant. I need something more suited to my personal brand of style.
The TIE Fighter Tuxedo shirt attempts to create the illusion that you’re actually wearing a tuxedo. The illusion is so successful that I’d be surprised if anyone even noticed I wasn’t wearing a tux. Where’d you rent that tux? Oh, a nice little place on Mos Eisley.