This Is One Rude Unicorn

Wild unicorns aren’t always as couth as their farm-raised meaty counterparts. They haven’t been to exposed to the proper way unicorns should act. For one, it is always inappropriate to skid your ass against the ground, no matter how magical the said ass might be.

But with that being said, I wonder if its possible to rent a wild unicorn for the weekend. I’d love to redecorate my house on the cheap, and my floors could really use some brightening up. To see this t-shirt make it to print head over to Threadless and vote away!

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