In our modern metrosexual-filled era, one always has to look suave. Crippled or not, walking sticks make anyone look snazzy. However, not everyone is into steampunk gear, like this gimp mask. That’s alright though, because this cane has a certain level of class to it. The telescope mounted on it is collapsible and concealable within the walking stick’s solid African rosewood case.
This isn’t a cheap telescope your mother picked up at the mall, either. With a 3X magnification, 60 degrees of freedom and a locking mechanism so you don’t lose site of your heading, it’ll make looking at the sky pleasant, so long as you can stand on your own two feet. It’s $89.95 and for the love of god, don’t fall over your bad foot while looking for Uranus.