Japanese artist Yasuhiro Suzuki built this boat to look as if it were unzipping the water if seen from an airplane or helicopter. The effect is quite good and the ocean seems to love it, dirty slut that it is. Seriously, a $250 dinner and you never call? Screw you ocean! Virgin my ass.
After the jump check out the Zipper Boat in action, complete with the ocean’s little striptease. So you did send the video to other people! I thought it was made “just for me.” You never should have sexted me that video before we even met. Or at least you should have cleaned out the seaweed first. Revenge, beautiful revenge.