Hey man, take a walk on the wild side. Make sure you have health insurance, though. Give your iPod the power of tubes Guitar Hero: World Tour is coming to your PC and Mac this summer Everyone loves a good Rube Goldberg machine “Where shopping costs you an arm and a leg!” A Hyundai you’d actually buy A Lamborghini-inspired motorcycle ...

Basketball can be fun when you’re with a couple of friends. Just the guys, chilling back and shooting a few hoops. But how do you get pumped before a game? Perhaps you listen to music on your iPod, like Michael Phelps does. Or, maybe you’re more of a Twitterer, like Shaq. Either way, getting Spalding’s new iHoop will get everyone ...

So yesterday, Apple held one of its little private conferences where they go over some sick new product or service. This time, it was the iPhone 3.0 OS. So much stuff was covered that there’s no time for jokes. Let’s dive right into this shit:

Even those of you who are more compelled to play with handheld gadgets (and bodily appendages) will not be able to take your eyes off of the incredible Spanish miracle which is the Tramontana R-edition. Utilizing aeronautical technology within a brute Formula 1 race car, the R-edition can go from 0-60 mph in about 3.6 seconds, and looks like it ...

Yo, girl! You comin’ from the Bronx? Nah, bitch. I was sleepin’ like a fox. Oh, true. You wanna go shop? Of course, girl! Now watch me pop and lock (and kick it) You know you want to dance You’ve gotta move your feet No more mister nice guy Let’s move it off the street (now kick it) My new ...

Look at you over there. Thinking you’re part of the geek elite because you downloaded some polyphonic bullshit ringtone, probably either the Star Trek or Battlestar theme. That’s for posers, dood. The real cool geeks are flocking to a new source for their ringtone fix. If you’ve never heard of the TED conference, it’s pretty much an annual event where ...

Ah, yes. The Samsung Memoir from T-Mobile. It was to lead the charge of the next-generation of cellphones. After all, it has a touchscreen, 3G speeds, an 8-megapixel camera and a variety of other features built-in so it must be good, right? Maybe. The Samsung Memoir, on paper, appears to the hottest phone to hit the market since Apple’s baby ...

It’s a beautiful Friday. What’s your excuse? You’ll have to pry Emojii from my cold dead hands, Apple Some bullshit about the “Kindle 3” A robot that makes you a sandwich $88,000 stereo speakers make you go “Holy shit!” The RAZR! It lives! The future of Playstation Home A beautiful origami lamp Have great links you want showcased on Afternoon ...

Several weeks ago, I received a JBL On Time 400 iHD iPod Dock (whew!) to review. In the past, I’ve really enjoyed JBL’s products. They make fair-priced, great-sounding iPod docks with rich bass and decent treble and mids. I unpacked the On Time, plugged it in and shoved my iPod Touch on top to start streaming music to the speakers. ...

I love bras. It may seem odd considering that I’m a male, but think of it like this: bras hold boobs. See? I just pulled some motherfucking algebra out on you. The BraDryer is a concept device that would keep those more expensive bras in tit-top shape. Puns aside, it’s actually a half-decent idea. I had no idea that those ...