Smart Apron for girly men

Hey, sissy. We’ve got a great new product just for your girly-man needs. The Flex Smart Apron was designed using a basis of men’s hunting gear. But don’t think that will make you any more macho. It’s still an apron. The apron splits into two tails that become pot holders, so your fleshy, moisturized fingers won’t get a little boo-boo. ...

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Sony PS3 Eye to join hands with Sony’s crappy game selection

The next-gen Sony PS3 Eye couldn’t have been designed any more poor. With sales nose-dropping through America, the very LAST thing Sony needs is an ugly, clunky peripheral. But yet here we are. Displaying exactly that. The Sony PS3 Eye updates a few of its features, such as an added light sensor to make those low-light situations at least manageable. ...

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Lenovo to design 2008 Olympic torch

We wonder if this decision has anything to do with Lenovo being one of the greenest of the big tech companies. Though a torch isn’t really “eco-friendly”. Designing the 2008 Olympic Torch might knock Lenovo down a notch on the green scale. Though with that notched peg, Lenovo is sure to gain a ridiculous amount of name recognition with how ...

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Yellow Pages Booster Seat without the uncomfortable ergonomics

When I was a kid, my Mom would throw me onto a Yellow Pages phone book whenever my height disadvantage was evident. In fact, I still use them from time to time. And boy, do those jagged size hurt my tender ass and thighs. The Yellow Pages booster seat allows for the normalcy of the phone book booster, without the ...

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Virtual Guard Dog digitalizes your home security

[ev type=”youtube” data=”KIUB2lFeECI”][/ev] It’s understandable why some people don’t like dogs. They smell, they’re always feeding on your treasures, and some people have powerful allergic reactions to their shedding fur. But what you gain not having one, you lose in personal home security. The Obscura Digital Dog is a totally fabricated doggy copy. The Obscura software allows users to turn ...

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Electric bath duck: The cute way to commit suicide

Nobody wants to go out without some flair! And this guy will give you some sparks too! The Electric Bath Duck is the cute, not-so-cute bath toy for the envious of the dead. In other words, people who want to commit suicide and want the reaction to be “aww”. Just plug this little guy in and the laws of physics ...

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From AA to C: An alphabetically correct battery adaptor

Whenever we need C batteries, we never have them. We always seem to buy them, and than they magically disappear. Perhaps there’s an AA conspiracy? No more! The Battery Adaptor II allows you to use any AA battery to obtain some serious C battery power. We just have to make sure we don’t lose the adaptor like we do with ...

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Ballmer lashes out: “No Zune phone…ever!”

Microsoft’s very own Steve Ballmer spoke out about the rumored Zune Phone recently, slashing the hopes of any Microsoft fanboys, saying “It’s not a concept you’ll ever get from us. We’re in the Windows Mobile business. We can put Zune into Windows Mobile, we can put Xbox into Windows Mobile. We can pour everything in.” Ballmer then proceeded to run ...

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Apple accepting iPhone tech support job applications

And they will need all the support they can get! With a totally new interface being released to the mobile world, people are going to be in a tizzy about their iPhone. And if early word of the iPhone’s performance isn’t any indication, people are going to be up in arms about the low battery life unless they fix the ...

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