Rather than measuring by inches, this belt is designed to guesstimate your weight. The larger your waist, the higher the weight will show as with the Weight Belt. Using this belt in conjunction with the ego-crushing phone could solve your over-confidence issues in a snap. The problem with this is if you have a really large ass, or have your ...
Read More »Smart Clothing For Firemen Or Really Nerdy Male Strippers
Made by Viking, the new “Turnout Gear” is a combination of Thermal Sensor Technology (TST) and Smart Textiles, creating a smart uniform for firefighters to use in the heat of the moment. Turnout Gear visually communicates any critical hot spots on the suit that might put the fireman in danger of burns. A LED display on the upper left shoulder ...
Read More »Handpresso Saves You From A “Lack Of Caffeine” Driven Murder Spree
Caffeine addicts have a rough time when they don’t get their daily intravenous coffee injection. Some people might display signs of extreme fatigue, irritability, grumpiness, and we’ve even seen a glint of homicidal tendencies in the eyes of those coffee fiends. They just need it, anyway they can. The Handpresso is a portable espresso maker, supposedly able to whip up ...
Read More »Wearable Tentacle: Hentai Prop Or Cosplay Tool?
Whether it be used as a prop in a fantasy Hentai porno flick, or simply just another tool of the trade for people into cosplay, anyone can find a use for a tentacle arm. Say you have a pet or a very young sibling, a tentacle could be an amazing way to just scare the living shit out of them. ...
Read More »James Bond Gear For Geeks: The WiFi Detecting Pen
No worries. This pen won’t self destruct. Or will it? Mwahaha. The WiFi Detecting Pen features 4 LEDs which show the strength of a WiFi signal within 30 feet. The pen itself runs off of two button cell batteries and will help you find a signal even when you’re deep within a terrorist compound, using your espionage skills against forces ...
Read More »Manila Folder MacBook Air Case
At this year’s Macworld conference, Steve Jobs introduced the new ultra-slim MacBook Air by pulling it out of a normal manila folder to showcase its impressively anorexic design. If you thought this act of showmanship was a pretty cool idea, you’re not alone. You can now even get your own Manila Folder MacBook Air Case. Made from durable upholstery-grade vinyl ...
Read More »Huge Mouse Pad Gives You Some Breathing Space
Personally, I don’t even use a mouse pad anymore. Hell, I haven’t even owned a roller ball mouse since like 1999. For those of you who still like to keep a mouse pad handy, or are still rocking the old rolling ball, this Giant Mouse Pad solves the problem of having a small obtrusive pad interfering with your desktop design. ...
Read More »Seitz 160-Megapixel Camera Is An Arm Full
Seitz has created a monster. This 160-megapixel 6 x 17 inch camera might be slightly, well who are we kidding, MUCH bigger than your average point and shoot, but at 160 MP, it could create prints the size of Mars. The camera itself looks like it takes an effort to lift. You have to figure it must be pretty heavy. ...
Read More »EXTREME NERDY SPOILER: Real Cloverfield Monster Screenshot Animation!
While we haven’t covered anything involving the massive internet hysteria that has been caused by the J.J. Abrams produced Cloverfield, we’ve been following the viral stuff and all of the hype behind the scenes. Today, we bring to you a very real screenshot animation of the Cloverfield monster. Let the blogosphere unleash its wrath! Hit the jump for the full ...
Read More »Manned Cloud Flying Hotel Looks Like A Whale, Probably Doesn’t Make Whale Noises
The whale-shaped Manned Cloud is only in its early concept stages, but the idea is a weirdly cool one. A flying whale hotel? I mean really, who comes up with this stuff?! French designer, Jean-Marie Massaud. That’s who. Mixing the aesthetics of the old time led zeppelins with modern design practices, the Manned Cloud would host up to 40 passengers ...
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