Oversized Tongue Dog Toy Channels Gene Simmons

If you’re more into embarrassing your dog then offering it the chance at a dignified existence, such as with the Mustache Toy, the Humunga Tongue oversized dog toy is perfect for teaching your dog some humility. A ball toy attached to the super long non-toxic rubber tongue allows for pet owners to point and giggle at their dog as the poor little guy hangs his head in shame.

I can finally start that KISS cover band composed of only pet animals I’ve always wanted to form! Fido Simmons can really rip on the bass.


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