To some people, a tattoo of such greatness might not make much sense. But in my world, this reaches awesome levels of epic proportions. Some people mocked my own Jedi Mario tattoo. But you’ve got to go with your gut. With your true loves in life. Call me a fan of tattoos that others deem worthy of UgliestTattoos.com. I don’t ...
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An X-Man Converts: Jewverine
Oy gevalt! Finally a superhero which offs his enemies without bloodshed. Jewverine’s super power is kvetching. He simply wills his enemies into leaving the area out of pure exasperation. Despite popular belief, Jewverine is usually very generous with his money. But in this economy? Oy vey iz mire. Don’t even get him started. Wait for the holidays! Link
Read More »Welcome to the World of Tomorrow!: Futurama’s New New York Entirely Rebuilt with LEGOs
Flickr user Pepa Quin has been working on the Futurama New New York LEGO project for a while, giving us a few brief glimpses of the project over the past few years. But finally, we see the finished product. A metropolis of geeky proportions the likes of which we’ve never seen before. Everything from Planet Express to Robot Arms Apts. ...
Read More »Iron Man Motorcycle Suit
No guarantees that your biker gang will embrace your new style. But hey, it’s worth a try dammit. The Iron Man Mark V Motorcycle Suit is a great alternative to your Batman Motorcycle Suit, which understandably needs a wash. Come on, you haven’t taken the thing off in months. Nice and easy. That’s good. The Iron Man suit is available ...
Read More »Walk Me You Must
The Force is strong with this one. A quick analysis of this subject’s fecal matter confirms it. The midi-chlorian count is off the charts. We were wrong about Anakin. I’d like you to meet Rex, the Chosen One. The one who will restore balance to the Force. Ahh, yes, yes. Dog Vader’s plan is almost complete. Link
Read More »New Adidas Give You Literal Wings
These are the first pair of shoes that make me want to shout “I AM A GOLDEN GOD!” from the rooftops. And for a guy who’s worn shoes made out of acid sheets, that’s saying quite a lot. Adidas�s new leather Wings 2.0 shoes by Jeremy Scott are designed to not merely empower, but to look awesome. White man can’t ...
Read More »Microsoft Pulls KIN Phones Off the Market. Why? Only 500 of Them Were Sold
This is a true disaster for Microsoft. They wanted so bad to be a serious contender in the smartphone market. Their newest attempt, the KIN, which has only been in stores since May 13th, is now being pulled from the shelves. But why? Some sources are reporting that as few as 500 KINs were sold in their entire tenure on ...
Read More »A Visual Guide to the Lightsabers of the Star Wars Universe
Comparing the size, design and describing the ultimate fate of each lightsaber, this image is the easiest and most straightforward guide to the lightsabers of the Star Wars universe that we’ve ever seen. Well, a more accurate description would be the Star Wars films, because lord knows there were a bunch more lightsabers featured in the various novelizations and comics. ...
Read More »Hulu Announces Sucky Ass Hulu Plus Premium Subscription Service, iPhone and iPad Apps
A premium Hulu service has been in the rumor mill for well over a year now, so it doesn’t come as much surprise that Hulu Plus was just announced. For $9.99 a month (let’s call it $10, just to make it sound more ominous) you get ad-supported HD streams of the full current season of your favorite show and back ...
Read More »Dinosaur Meat: Now Available at Your Deli Counter
Have you been looking for that perfect extinct animal to serve during your Fourth of July festivities? How about a deliciously tender Velociraptor leg? Perhaps a Sabertooth Filet? Whatever your taste, your favorite Prehistoric meat can apparently now be bought at your local deli counter. OK, so I feel like a bit of a shill for posting something that appeared ...
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