Avenging Unicorn Action Figure is Not a Fan of Mimes

Unicorns are graceful, gorgeous and delicious, and they also happen to have no sense of humor. Take a comedic jab at a unicorn and you can expect two feet of pure horn right through your chest. The Avenging Unicorn toy comes with a collection of four different horns and three victims, including a mime. Sadly, no hipsters are included.

You can get your own Avenging Unicorn toy for $14.99, or you can take the riskier path and wrangle your own wild unicorn. Either way you’ll get some angry mythical creature action.


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