Breaking News: Alleged Unicorn Sighting Caught on Tape

We already know unicorns exist. Where else would they be getting all of that unicorn meat from? And if it’s not unicorn, what the hell have I been eating? But despite their existence, those damn critters are completely elusive. Rarely, if ever, caught on camera and never captured for scientific study. Peter Hickey-Jones, a birdwatcher and Toronto native, captured this mystical beast as he was trying to film a Pileated Woodpecker.

Hickey-Jones brought the footage to the Ontario Science Centre to be analyzed by experts. The Science Centre is reviewing the footage frame-by-frame to determine whether Hickey-Jonesí claim is legitimate. With closer examination, Science Centre staff is hoping to establish whether or not a genuine unicorn sighting has occurred.

The Ontario Science Centre has also set-up an emergency unicorn sighting hotline, 416-696-3260, where you can report your sighting and listen to information about the Science Centre’s upcoming exhibit ‘Mythic Creatures: Dragons, Unicorns and Mermaids’. Clever viral marketing scheme or valid fictional creature sighting, you decide. Hit the jump to see the video.

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3 comments

  1. Cassandra scalendia

    is that unicorn meat real…because i just heard of it and was interested to know

  2. if it was a realunicorn it wasn’t running but hovering above the ground

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