Twisted Disney Princesses

Why couldn’t I resist these awesome Twisted Disney Princesses pieces? Well for one, they are, indeed, awesome. Number two, some of them are almost zombie-esque and you know us. We can’t resist zombies.
Have you been looking for a way to scar your 5-year-old daughter for life? When she enters that inevitable princess stage, show her what real princesses are supposed to look like. She’ll never be the same. Hit the jump for full-sized twisted princess madness.










August 25, 2009 0:50am
yeah, I would still sleep with all of them
August 25, 2009 8:41am
Klaus: Kinky and pretty freaky… but good point.
August 25, 2009 14:22pm
These are really amazing!
August 25, 2009 15:12pm
These are pretty Awesome! I Love Them!
August 25, 2009 20:32pm
I HAVE slept with all of them
August 26, 2009 8:42am
thatdeadguy, your hand doesn’t count.
August 27, 2009 1:23am
HOLY GOD, those are so awesome i think i ruptured something….
August 28, 2009 17:31pm
You should probably link to where you stole them from, don’t you think?
August 28, 2009 21:50pm
Hates Art Theft, what are you talking about? I have a link to the deviantart user who created the pieces. Did you even look?
September 22, 2009 12:52pm
Maybe it is the Marvel efect in Disney. We were joking about how sweet would become Marvel… but how twisted would be Disney?
Jorge A. Baudouin
October 12, 2009 14:56pm
These are so screwed up and awesome at the same time.
I also agree with Klaus.
October 20, 2009 9:30am
Omg!! These pictures are amazing! I’m so in love with pochahantas right now. All of them are fierce, and i can’t stop looking at them. They are screwed up, but sexcii at thee same time
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October 25, 2009 4:34am
Notice how each picture has some sort of animal with the female character; these strike me as representing their aggressive or menacing ability. These images suggest that the female by herself poses no threat, but rather, aggression must be shown by other means, in these cases, a male counterpart via animal avatar.
October 25, 2009 9:58am
Whoa what’s this? Could it be the original artist’s site? Why yes it is!
http://jeftoon01.deviantart.com/gallery/#Twisted-Princess
*good work* gearfuse – no credit anywhere?
October 27, 2009 15:11pm
There’s a bright orange VIA link right at the bottom, you stupid, stupid people.
October 27, 2009 15:13pm
THANK YOU, Caelin. I just don’t get these people sometimes. I love them, but I don’t get them.
October 28, 2009 8:28am
J – The reason they have animal companions is because the source material always includes animal friends for the character. If you can look at Pocahontas, Jasmine, Jane, and Mulan there and think that their only outlet for aggression is their animal companions (rather than, you know, the bloody weapons they’re holding), then I don’t know what to tell you.
October 30, 2009 12:49pm
the freemason is a moron
November 3, 2009 17:24pm
I love the twistedprincess pictures, they give me a laugh, and I can torcher my younger sister with Areial. LOL I can also scare her by jumping into her room at night with a giant poster of a twistedprincess.
December 17, 2009 13:22pm
I think the beauty and the beast one can potentially be better. I’d love to see one of Scar after the hyenas were done eating him and Zira after she drowned. I don’t like parodies but these I love.
January 14, 2010 5:27am
Artist: Jeffrey Thomas (aka jeftoon01)
Jeff has a few new additions to his ‘Twisted Princess’ group (along with several other pieces), and they are definitely worth a look!
The Twisted Princess Kida:
Kida
The Twisted Princes Megara:
Megara
And, a different sort of “princess”, Twisted Princes Nala:
Nala
January 29, 2010 23:39pm
Coool! Good pictures. My favorite is Bell. She’s quietly more menacing.
January 31, 2010 21:43pm
These are so win that my brain just asploded.
February 1, 2010 13:11pm
Win
February 1, 2010 21:14pm
Iv stumbled on these pictures several times, but i never get tired of seeing them. I know Anastasia isn’t Disney, but i really want to know what she would look like