Twisted Disney Princesses

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Why couldn’t I resist these awesome Twisted Disney Princesses pieces? Well for one, they are, indeed, awesome. Number two, some of them are almost zombie-esque and you know us. We can’t resist zombies.

Have you been looking for a way to scar your 5-year-old daughter for life? When she enters that inevitable princess stage, show her what real princesses are supposed to look like. She’ll never be the same. Hit the jump for full-sized twisted princess madness.

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25 comments

#1
Klaus

August 25, 2009   0:50am

yeah, I would still sleep with all of them

#2
Andrew Dobrow

August 25, 2009   8:41am

Klaus: Kinky and pretty freaky… but good point.

#3
Gail

August 25, 2009   14:22pm

These are really amazing!

#4
Russian

August 25, 2009   15:12pm

These are pretty Awesome! I Love Them!

#5
thatdeadguy

August 25, 2009   20:32pm

I HAVE slept with all of them

#6
Andrew Dobrow

August 26, 2009   8:42am

thatdeadguy, your hand doesn’t count.

#7
Z

August 27, 2009   1:23am

HOLY GOD, those are so awesome i think i ruptured something….

#8
Hates Art Theft

August 28, 2009   17:31pm

You should probably link to where you stole them from, don’t you think?

#9
Andrew Dobrow

August 28, 2009   21:50pm

Hates Art Theft, what are you talking about? I have a link to the deviantart user who created the pieces. Did you even look?

#10
Kokyjabn

September 22, 2009   12:52pm

Maybe it is the Marvel efect in Disney. We were joking about how sweet would become Marvel… but how twisted would be Disney?

Jorge A. Baudouin

#11
Namenamenamenosnos

October 12, 2009   14:56pm

These are so screwed up and awesome at the same time.
I also agree with Klaus.

#12
Alysia

October 20, 2009   9:30am

Omg!! These pictures are amazing! I’m so in love with pochahantas right now. All of them are fierce, and i can’t stop looking at them. They are screwed up, but sexcii at thee same time :) .

#13
J

October 25, 2009   4:34am

Notice how each picture has some sort of animal with the female character; these strike me as representing their aggressive or menacing ability. These images suggest that the female by herself poses no threat, but rather, aggression must be shown by other means, in these cases, a male counterpart via animal avatar.

#14
freemason

October 25, 2009   9:58am

Whoa what’s this? Could it be the original artist’s site? Why yes it is!
http://jeftoon01.deviantart.com/gallery/#Twisted-Princess

*good work* gearfuse – no credit anywhere?

#15
Caelin

October 27, 2009   15:11pm

There’s a bright orange VIA link right at the bottom, you stupid, stupid people.

#16
Andrew Dobrow

October 27, 2009   15:13pm

THANK YOU, Caelin. I just don’t get these people sometimes. I love them, but I don’t get them.

#17
Xayide

October 28, 2009   8:28am

J – The reason they have animal companions is because the source material always includes animal friends for the character. If you can look at Pocahontas, Jasmine, Jane, and Mulan there and think that their only outlet for aggression is their animal companions (rather than, you know, the bloody weapons they’re holding), then I don’t know what to tell you.

#18
kim

October 30, 2009   12:49pm

the freemason is a moron

#19
sarah

November 3, 2009   17:24pm

I love the twistedprincess pictures, they give me a laugh, and I can torcher my younger sister with Areial. LOL I can also scare her by jumping into her room at night with a giant poster of a twistedprincess.

#20
Nicole

December 17, 2009   13:22pm

I think the beauty and the beast one can potentially be better. I’d love to see one of Scar after the hyenas were done eating him and Zira after she drowned. I don’t like parodies but these I love.

#21
Psi_Onyx

January 14, 2010   5:27am

Artist: Jeffrey Thomas (aka jeftoon01)

Jeff has a few new additions to his ‘Twisted Princess’ group (along with several other pieces), and they are definitely worth a look!

The Twisted Princess Kida:
Kida

The Twisted Princes Megara:
Megara

And, a different sort of “princess”, Twisted Princes Nala:
Nala

#22
Darcy

January 29, 2010   23:39pm

Coool! Good pictures. My favorite is Bell. She’s quietly more menacing. :)

#23
cicutae

January 31, 2010   21:43pm

These are so win that my brain just asploded.

#24
Tim

February 1, 2010   13:11pm

Win

#25
lindsay

February 1, 2010   21:14pm

Iv stumbled on these pictures several times, but i never get tired of seeing them. I know Anastasia isn’t Disney, but i really want to know what she would look like

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