Help! My clock is sinking!

Not to be insensitive, but this clock kinda reminds me of the Titanic. Which makes me giggle because I instantly think about the movie, when is Leo freezing to death just so Kate Winslet wouldn’t get a little chill to her fat ass. Now that’s one devout asshole. The Sinking Clock concept gives the illusion that your digital time piece ...

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21-year-old owned by 13-year-old in national texting contest

Not really much of a surprise, but a 13-year-old girl won the LG National Texting Contest, beating the previous winner, a 21-year-old male, in the final round and winning the $25,000 grand prize. Morgan Pozgar of Claysburg, PA, who sends 8,000 texts a month (goddamn!), won by texting “Supercalifragilisticexpialidoucious! Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious. If ...

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Wide-screen Outdoor Theater probably not as good as made to look

You know how in fast food ads, the food is always made to look like a perfect specimen of slightly cooked processed beef, but in actuality you’re getting the ugliest meal ever consumed? Something tells us this wide-screen outdoor projector is being advertised along the same lines. In all appearances, it looks like a perfect home theater to have a ...

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Carry and Go BBQ: The briefcase for chefs

Don’t you feel bad for chefs? They don’t really have any cool work cases needed to bring to work with them. And have you seen those hats they wear? The Carry and Go BBQ is a grill with a handle. The grill can be toted around like a briefcase, and then folded out for a kill ’em grill ’em tool ...

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Enjoy handsfree reading in bed, sick and healthy alike

Who says reading in bed is the privilege of those who got sick? With these reading stands, we can read in bed anytime we want, in any position and under any background lighting condition. These stands range from $60 to $190, the smallest one you can bring to the beach, the biggest one you can hang your laptop up there. ...

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Clothes Hanger uses your stench to impress

Okay, we admit talking about clothes hangers isn’t exactly a thrilling talking point, but this is no normal hanger. Listen to me, I’m starting to sound like a 60 year-old woman. Using ion technology, this hanger can remove unpleasant scents, even cigarette smoke, using a soft, non-harsh method. When the hanger isn’t in smell-o-matic mode, it can be folded down ...

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Dell’s bringing seXP back

Still wary about using the new Windows Vista operating system, users have been moaning and bitching to Dell about how they wish they could still get Windows XP installed on their pre-packed PC’s. Dell has answered their prayers by reissuing XP installed computers back into their products. The consumer backlash has caused Dell to offer the option of Windows XP ...

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Stretch Mini Cooper Limo is ridiculous with a built-in swimming pool

I don’t think anyone (except maybe the designer of this car) has ever said to themselves “Ya know, I would really love a Strech Mini Cooper Limo with a built-in swimming pool”. But then again, people have said crazier. The Mini Cooper S Limo was designed by a specialist coach builder in Los Angeles (where else?) and is being nicknamed ...

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USB Keylogger will spy on your ho

Curiosity is the one human element that we believe to be universal. Everybody wants to know more about the people they live amongst. Sure, it could possibly put you in jail, but isn’t it worth it? No, no it isn’t. The USB Keylogger is the easy way to go about it. No software needed. The USB Keylogger plugs directly into ...

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Pimp (and Animate) My Ride

Bring the world of anime to your car with these new Itasha anime-themed Spots Cars. Itasha, which literally means “painful car”, are Japanese sports cars which have remained as a relative no name nationwide. These anime cars are sure to get some notice around the geek community. Itasha cars are known for their decals and paint jobs featuring anime, game, ...

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