Geekiest tattoos…..EVER

Check out this cool imagery gallery of the geekiest damn tattoos you’ll ever see. After the jump you’ll a few of our favorites. Warning: Hardcore geekiness awaits you. Prepare yourself for envy. Possibly even geekier than the Gameboy Konami code tattoo.

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Choculator melts in your class, not in your hands

Don’t let its appearance deceive you. The Choculator is not edible, of course unless you eat plastic. In which case this could be your dessert after scarfing down the Tempura Phone Charm. Choculator looks scarily close to being an actual chocolate bar, except that most chocolate bars don’t have a display screen on them. Choculator comes packaged in a candy ...

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Japanese Food Phone Charm looks like tempura, tastes like plastic

These phone charms might looks delicious, but trust us, they do not taste as good as they look. We learned the hard way and had to be rushed to the hospital for surgery. The Japanese Food Phone Charm is a realistic-looking, novelty phone dangling strap that will make people wonder why you walk around with tempura attached to your phone. ...

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First “Window” XP dumbphone, Microsoft screams WTF

Chinese phone companies are amazing, after ripping off Porsche they’re going after Microsoft today… but this time it really deserves some attention. First off it houses a 3″ QVGA touch screen in a 17mm thin body, booo Nokia. Secondly it has stereo speakers, booo SonyEricsson; but seriously we’re starting to feel sorry for Microsoft, their Vista sold only 244 copies ...

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Oh yeah?! Well…My baby has a scroll-wheel!

Alert, parents! Your kids are in danger. Danger of becoming something you’d never wish upon anyone. It seems that all you can do is pray, that your child does not become a brainless jock. Better start letting them know about the finer side of tech while they’re still young enough not to call you an asshole. This iPod Baby wear ...

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Full body cyborg suit coming next year, humans given two more years to live

The Daiwa House Industry Co. has created a full bodied cyborg that looks like something you might see at your local movie theater. The exoskeleton was designed to assist those who have difficulties moving around on their own. Those people will know be able to survive nuclear explosions. We joke. When the user wants to move a limb, the suit ...

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Lego Ice Tray to put your Jolt cola on the rocks

If the Lego Diamond Ring wasn’t enough “ice” to cool your Lego-themed gadget jets, then the Lego Ice Tray will be sure to drop your temperature. The tray produces 10 Lego cubes with each load and makes your beverages absurdly geeky. Sadly for us, they are not yet available in the U.S. *whimper* But maybe we’ll have one of our ...

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DIY: Replace your headphone jack

If you want a good pair of headphones, it’s gonna cost you. No matter how much you spend on them, headphone jacks have a tendency of splitting from the wire and loosening, creating dead noise. When this happens, most people will have a period where they cry under their blankets in the dark, cuddling with their old pair, before throwing ...

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Who’s paying Microsoft’s legal bills? You are!

According to a calculation done by the Software Freedom Law Center (SFLC) a $21.50 “patent tax” is added in to every sale of Microsoft’s software products. This is the first time I’ve been informed that I was paying for Microsoft’s law bills before I switched over to OS X and Linux. Now that I know this information, I’m glad I ...

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Subtitles to go with the Subtitle-Reading Glasses

It’s super hard for people with hearing problems to have any fun at movie theaters or the like without there being someone narrating the whole audio component of the film. The Subtitle-Reading Glasses aims to give access to subtitles even for movies with no subtitles on the screen. The gadget snaps onto the frame of glasses to display subtitles from ...

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