Bottle ‘Staches: Because You’re Jealous of Your Mom’s Facial Hair

bottle staches 1 Bottle Staches: Because Youre Jealous of Your Moms Facial Hair

Just because your mother has more facial hair than you do doesn’t make you any less of a man. Weak facial hair is unfortunate, but not really something you can change through pure willpower alone.

Bottle ‘Staches attach right onto your bottle of soda pop, creating the illusion of a well-formed mustache under your schnoz as you drink your icy beverage. The ‘staches are available in several different mustache styles, including the Dali (also known as the Stromboli) and the box car.

bottle staches 3 Bottle Staches: Because Youre Jealous of Your Moms Facial Hair

bottle staches 2 Bottle Staches: Because Youre Jealous of Your Moms Facial Hair

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6 comments

Kyla Noora

June 27, 2009   15:04pm

is that really necessary?

mark godard

July 3, 2009   4:47am

everything you make is really good i adore you

Laluz

July 10, 2009   16:37pm

pas nécessaire mais amusant !

xtian

October 9, 2009   15:02pm

I wonder why the one is called the winnipeg special

maleya

September 9, 2011   19:06pm

Best idea EVER!!!!!!!!

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