Site Meter

Bottle ‘Staches: Because You’re Jealous of Your Mom’s Facial Hair

bottle-staches-1

Just because your mother has more facial hair than you do doesn’t make you any less of a man. Weak facial hair is unfortunate, but not really something you can change through pure willpower alone.

Bottle ‘Staches attach right onto your bottle of soda pop, creating the illusion of a well-formed mustache under your schnoz as you drink your icy beverage. The ’staches are available in several different mustache styles, including the Dali (also known as the Stromboli) and the box car.

bottle-staches-3

bottle-staches-2

Link [via]

Discussion

1
by Kyla NooraJune 27, 2009   15:04pm

is that really necessary?

2
by mark godardJuly 3, 2009   4:47am

everything you make is really good i adore you

3
by LaluzJuly 10, 2009   16:37pm

pas nécessaire mais amusant !

4
by xtianOctober 9, 2009   15:02pm

I wonder why the one is called the winnipeg special

5
by GreyOctober 17, 2009   19:31pm

yes!

Discuss: Post your comments here