Let me be the first to say that true geeks don’t cheat. First off, we know how easy it is to get caught. But mostly, we prefer a challenge over the guilt of stealing someone else’s work. Except at Calculus. Fuck Calculus. Anyway, this ingenious geeky student devised a plot so intricately ridiculous and time-consuming that it might just work. ...
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Coca-Cola Landline Phone: The Caffeinated Communication Alternative
Ahh, Coke. Other than beer, probably the prototypical American beverage of choice. Why create a phone celebrating the iconic soda? Well, why the hell not. Even if you prefer Pepsi you can’t deny the dramatic impact that Coke as a brand has had on the world culture. So, why not, indeed? Why not mash together the American love of caffeinated ...
Read More »Soda Fountain Machines With Attitude
Forget NWA. I like my Ice-T dispensed straight from the source. Oh, and don’t forget the Ice Cube. This hip-hop inspired soda fountain should be the new standard in every fast food joint. Link [via]
Read More »Soda Donkey Kong Has Sweet Root Beer Nipples
I’m not quite sure how this Donkey Kong soda monster remains standing while simultaneously defying the laws of gravity in several places. In fact, it might be shopped for all I care. All I know is that I have a sudden craving for root beer. Link
Read More »Bottle ‘Staches: Because You’re Jealous of Your Mom’s Facial Hair
Just because your mother has more facial hair than you do doesn’t make you any less of a man. Weak facial hair is unfortunate, but not really something you can change through pure willpower alone. Bottle ‘Staches attach right onto your bottle of soda pop, creating the illusion of a well-formed mustache under your schnoz as you drink your icy ...
Read More »Limited Edition Summer Coke
No, not the nose candy, you deviant. Rather than seem like we’re incredibly biased when it comes to soda, check out these summer-inspired cans from Coca-Cola. Featuring summer activities like a BBQ, surfing and fireworks, you’ll be sure to stay cool with a can of Coke. OK, now give us $5000 for saying that please or some free soda. C’mon, ...
Read More »IceBlok Keeps Damn Cubes Where They Are Supposed To Be
While the little things, such as ice cubes rubbing against my lips and under my nose, aren’t too much of an annoyance to me, there are times, on the hottest of days, when the sweat is just pouring from every pour in my body, those dog days of August, where everything is an earth shattering pain in the asshole. It’s ...
Read More »Build A Greenhouse Out of Plastic Bottles
Drink a shitload of bottled water or soda? Great. Stop throwing those empty bottles into the trash and put them to better use. Using Richard Bennett’s instructions, you’ll be able to build a greenhouse with those empty bottles and a few things from The Home Depot. Hey, if you can think of another way to use empty soda bottles, I’m ...
Read More »Bottle Cap Craze
Just in time for the 2008 Green Design Festival in Athens, Greece comes a fresh look from Athanassios Babalis. Keeping it eco-tech, Athanassios created a shopping bag and a stool from recycled bottle caps. Think it was an easy task? Oh my friend, you are quite mistaken. Babalis collected the caps from his workmates and an extended network of friends ...
Read More »Red Bull Cola
Hell must have frozen over because Red Bull is no longer restricted to energy drinks. It’s just released the latest drink in it’s product line, Red Bull Cola. Apparently, it tastes similar to RC Cola and contains no high-fructose corn syrup, a selling point that could prove key in future marketing campaigns. I can’t remember the last time another big ...
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