Tag Archives: face

Turn Your Lightswitch Into a Nose

Henrietta Swift designed these vinyl stickers so that you can transform your light switch plate into a personified face. The purpose is to lighten the mood, but how much stress can you lose by constantly worrying about the well being of your poor light switch’s nose. How would you like your nose to be broken and re-broken multiple times throughout ...

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Bottle ‘Staches: Because You’re Jealous of Your Mom’s Facial Hair

Just because your mother has more facial hair than you do doesn’t make you any less of a man. Weak facial hair is unfortunate, but not really something you can change through pure willpower alone. Bottle ‘Staches attach right onto your bottle of soda pop, creating the illusion of a well-formed mustache under your schnoz as you drink your icy ...

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Melting Sunglasses Illustrate Global Warming

While it might not be quite hot enough to melt us humans into bubbling piles just yet, summer temperatures can make us feel like our skin is literally falling from our bones. These groovy Melting Sunglasses by Anna Ter Haar feel our pain and they illustrate it perfectly. The faux-drips of plastic add a touch of ironic hipness which goes ...

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I-Dog Joins The KISS Army

Straight out of Hell and right under your Christmas tree is this hotter than Hell KISS-themed I-Dog. Who rocks harder than KISS? That’s right: no one. The dog sports Gene Simmons’ Demon face paint, but also shows some love to Paul Stanley with stars for the Star Child. It plays back music via a built-in speaker and also puts on ...

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D’oh! Homer Simpson Found on Euro Coin

It’s funny how the Simpsons seem to pop up everywhere. Especially Homer. From USB-powered lights to wall clocks to iPods, you just can’t seem to escape the charm of America’s favorite yellow family. Even across the world, in Aviles, Spain, Homer is turning up in odd places. A shopkeeper found him on the back of a one Euro coin instead ...

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Mustache Handkerchief

Never get caught eating at a French restaurant without a mustache again. With this $16 handkerchief from Avril Loreti, a designer on Etsy, you’ll have four stunning mustaches to choose from whilst you wipe your punim. The ‘staches were inspired by Dali and Tom Selleck, among others. Link (via)

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Why So Serious With That Poker Face?

If you’ve been living under a rock for the past week then you probably missed out on the news about The Dark Knight being an amazing film and achieving the critical success that was expected of it. So, of course they’re going to release every known merchandise that exists into a Dark Knight theme. Like poker? So does the Joker. ...

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Miss Washbasin Conforms To Your Body

Let’s face it, your face is dirtier than a Denny’s kitchen. You shouldn’t have to worry about cramping your back while hunched over your normal everyday bathroom sink. Hidra, creators of the Miss Washbasin, were thinking of your crater filled cheeks when they designed the Miss. The concave form of the sink allows for comfortable leaning against the front of ...

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Mustache Comb Necklace: Jewelery For Italian Women

Fine, Italian women might not have bushy enough mustaches to comb, it’s just hard for us to imagine a man wearing this Mustache Comb Necklace. It seems like a fine investment if you’re in a business where you’re constantly in the public eye and need to have a perfectly groomed profile. The sort of job where you have to pencil ...

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360 Degree Mirror: I Am Pretty, Oh So Pretty

Do you have a misconceived self-image?When I use my mirror to elegantly dishevel my hair just how I like it, I sometimes need to have my Vietnamese slave hold another mirror behind me at an angle just so I can see the view from the back. The 360 Degree Mirror is made to allow you to ogle my your flawless ...

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