The backstory remains unclear, but as they say, a photo speaks 1000 words.
Maybe Toby Maguire has been beating up hookers again. He told me he was going to give that shit up. Damn you, Toby! Why can’t you just snort coke off the hookers asses like every other normal human-being. You have to resort to violence?!
Looking as though he was pulled directly from the bronze-alicious Victorian times, Steampunk Spider-Man is not amused by your weak fleshy body Toby Maguire. Why must you give the spidery superhero a bad name… with your pathetic flesh and bones.
He’d be laughing menacingly if he only had a pulse.
Why?! They were a peaceful people! People of diplomatic stature. Perhaps a boring people, but that was sort of their charm. The sort of people you would never even consider carving into a jackolantern. Damn you, Vader!
A man of many identities, Lincoln was ashamed to showcase his geeky side, even if that geekiness happened to be a century ahead of his time.
Let’s thank Secretary of the Treasury Joe D! for providing us with this excellent rendition of the greatest president ever.
Here’s a cheap way to create your very own sleek iPhone stand using an old Mini DV case. Creator Elam Nikserof added a coat of satin enamel paint and cut out a notch out of the case so he could still access the iPhone’s home button.
After hours of furious sanding, Nikersof was finally satisfied with the smooth finish, which looks about as soft as silk sheets.
Hans Scharler created this awesome Steampunk Pumpkin using a bunch of spare parts from some of the most well known DIY providers.
The pumpkin glows an eerie green color from inside when turned on in the dark, sort of like your mom. Hit the jump for the video making of the Steampunk Pumpkin.
The garter belt is one of the key elements to a successful wedding reception, second only to a great geeky wedding cake. I remember a time when I was around 7 or 8 that I happened to be the dude that caught the garter and was forced to put it on some old woman. That was not my proudest moment.
I might have been a little more excited and perhaps less scarred for life if I had seen a garter belt such as one of these. It might have shielded my attention from the varicose veins in my near future. The Pac-Man or Stormtrooper Garter Belts are guaranteed to add some life to your budget wedding reception.
When you first receive your Wearable Hummingbird Feeder mask you’re encouraged to leave it out in the wild for awhile so that the birds can get accustomed to the mask before you wear the damn thing on your face. That way, by the time you wear this crazy thing, the birds will be comfortable enough to poke your eyes out or at least slice you with their insanely fast-moving wings.
The hummingbirds are encouraged to suck nectar from between your eyes, that way you get a perfect view for the two seconds before your eyes are pecked out of your skull.
Presidents on the half-shell. Union power!
Lincoln is apparently a Leonardo fan. I was always more of a Michelangelo guy.
Even with the Force at your back it’s hard to stay cool, calm and collected when you’re battling the dark side. Your hands WILL get sweaty and slippage might occur. The Lightsaber Glove holster saves you from embarrassing lightsaber fumbles.
This Lightsaber Glove Holster advertisement is prnted on a t-shirt, so it definitly exists somewhere. T-shirts never lie. Ever. And as you can see, it’s Yoda and Obi Won approved.
