Yangtze Giant Soft-Shell Turtle Would Rather Go Extinct Than Breed

When you’re the last female of your kind and you have three willing males ready to inseminate you with their love seed, isn’t it your obligation to lay at least one of them? Not according to the last female Yangtze giant soft-shell turtle. She’s a stubborn little lard whose vagina is so full of sand, she’d rather face extinction than get laid. Talk about priority issues.

Though the fate of the Yangtze giant soft-shell turtle is uncertain, one could always look to cloning as an alternative to revitalizing the gene pool. Listen, a crabby cunt will always be a crabby cunt. There’s no use forcing the lady to mate. I’m pretty sure that’s called rape.

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3 comments

  1. They have mated already, she layed a fertile clutch in 2008 that didnot hatch due to calcium deficency. get you’re facts straight moron.

  2. Jack is correct. They didn’t “force” them to mate, but merely allowed them to do it by bringing them together. The two turtles did mate, but none of the eggs hatched (probably due to that calcium deficiency).

    They tried again this year after changing the female turtle’s diet to be more calcium-rich, and apparently they mated again, but I haven’t been able to find out if it was successful this year or not.

    So here’s hoping.

  3. None of the 2010 eggs hatched. Most were not fertile

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