Tag Archives: turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Baseball Caps

Sure, perhaps they’re a little too green for your taste. Perhaps the thought of wearing a hat that resembles a scalped turtle hero is too much for you too bear. But if you can put those thoughts aside, these Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Baseball Caps are a seemingly awesome fashion statement. Link [via]

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Animal Cruelty At Its Finest

Despite this woman’s smug look, this could be considered animal cruelty. If it is, it’s perhaps the coolest-looking animal cruelty out there. It would take an impeccable amount of grooming skill to style your dogs hair in order to make it look like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. In this case, its Leonardo. Cleverly dubbed “Leonardoodle,” this poor dog is ...

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Yangtze Giant Soft-Shell Turtle Would Rather Go Extinct Than Breed

When you’re the last female of your kind and you have three willing males ready to inseminate you with their love seed, isn’t it your obligation to lay at least one of them? Not according to the last female Yangtze giant soft-shell turtle. She’s a stubborn little lard whose vagina is so full of sand, she’d rather face extinction than ...

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Run Athletics Nintendo shoes lock in gamer status

Everybody, it’s time to take a break from hacking your Xbox 360 to do things that make Microsoft want to cry. Take a break from adding that new HDTV tuner and gather around. Look at these shoes! Run Athletics is making an attempt at broadening its target market with these awesome Nintendo gaming shoes. These sweet kicks have a very ...

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