Do you have a plump hamster? It’s time to get its fat ass out of the cage and onto the USB Hamster Wheel. The Wheel spins faster and faster depending on the speed you are typing. We don’t think it was made to be used with a real hamster, as it includes a fake stuffed rodent, but it can surely be hacked for exercise goodness.
Sure, it might be a little cruel to force your animal into working out, but what have they ever done for us other than nibble our wires and stuff the pellets down their throats that we feed them? We say, let the little guy suffer! We joke. No hamsters were hurt in the making of this post. — Andrew Dobrow