“Things Better Than Boobs” Book is Predictably Short

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At only 128 pages (which is surprisingly lengthy and likely filled with awful lies) the book “Things Better Than Boobs” sounds like it’s about 125 pages too long.

This book would be great for reading on the john. Maybe as a coffee table book? Screw guests, this is for me. Though I’m suspicious of anything that promises more than they could ever offer. Better than boobs? Come on, they’re boobs.

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2 comments

  1. lol that is awesome.. I KNOW RIGHT!!!! THEY’RE BOOBS!!!!!

  2. I have given three copies of this book as joke gifts- its message is hilarious and if you havent bought a copy, get it….its a great gift idea

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