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F*ck Me, Ray Bradbury: The Music Video

Perhaps the most literate video you’ll ever fap to, “Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury” is the work of Rachel Bloom, also known by her YouTube username racheldoesstuff. Featuring intelligent double entendre, beautiful mammaries and more references to The Halloween Tree than you could shake a fairly weak and fragile stick at, Bloom uses alterna-pop as a launching pad for her literary ...

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“Things Better Than Boobs” Book is Predictably Short

At only 128 pages (which is surprisingly lengthy and likely filled with awful lies) the book “Things Better Than Boobs” sounds like it’s about 125 pages too long. This book would be great for reading on the john. Maybe as a coffee table book? Screw guests, this is for me. Though I’m suspicious of anything that promises more than they ...

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The App That Never Was: iBoobs

Here’s some video of the iPhone app iBoobs. It was rejected by Apple for App Store placement due to obvious reasons. Apple is a prude and thinks that boobs have a place on Baywatch but not the iPhone. I’m sure every guy would have shelled out 99 cents for some jiggling boobs, though. Look at ’em go! I think Harry ...

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BraDryer: Show Those Tits Who’s Boss

I love bras. It may seem odd considering that I’m a male, but think of it like this: bras hold boobs. See? I just pulled some motherfucking algebra out on you. The BraDryer is a concept device that would keep those more expensive bras in tit-top shape. Puns aside, it’s actually a half-decent idea. I had no idea that those ...

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Boob Grab Bra: Always there for a helping hand

This Hand themed lingerie is among the more weird of clothing we have come across, but we must admit, it’s a very good idea. If we had breasts we would totally rock something like this. It’s so perverse that it’s hysterical. 40 years ago, this would be some hardcore p0rn. The guy with her thinks he’s such a stud too. ...

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