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“Son, we’re going to the 7-11 for dinner. Put your shoes on.”
“But father! I’ve lost my sneakers whilst playing in the woods this morning!”
“You little shit. Those shoes cost me $17 from Walmart. Are you trying to embarrass me?”
“No!”
“Well I’m hungry as shit. Here. In the mean time, put these Wiimote covers on your feet.”
“I’m gonna become Mario! Wait till I find Peach in the forest and we find Yos-”
“Shut up already and put the goddamned plastic on your feet, OK kid?”
“Yes, father.”
“Good. Now C’mon. I’ve got a spicy bean burrito with my name on it that needs to be rescued.”
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