And just when you thought you'd been hypnotized thoroughly, BLAM, flip time, THE CEILING IS NOW ON THE FLOOR AND I'M WALKING ON IT, OMFG. Woahhh, my frontal lobe totally just exploded in my skull. What's that dripping from my nose? Oh, it's just brain. Yup... brain.

How would you feel about having a cell phone grafted onto your throat, or a keyboard into your fingertips? With recent research, this might not be such a far-off idea.

Well into the digital era, paper keeps surprising us with its creative potential.

Oil deposits in the Gulf of Mexico? Mysterious astronomical phenomenon? Tattoo run amok? Answer after the jump.

So, this video's got it all: off-the-grid filesharing, subcontinental slum-techno-chic, secret police in steampunk plague helmets, and a plot that remixes District 9 and Children of Men.

Aside from looking really cool and making a fantastic excuse to get another body mod, these ultra-flexible LED skin implants will actually have a practical use in your medical future. The ultimate goal is that these 2.5 micrometers thick and 100 x 100 micrometers square LED arrays will one day be implanted in the human body as a way to ...

Marriage. All in all it’s just another LEGO brick in the wall. Not as painful or permanent as tattoos, but just as painful to remove from your life, marriage is the ultimate commitment, when taken seriously. The LEGO Wedding Ring is the most effective way to prove your devotion. In other words, how devoted do you have to be to ...

Oh, how the tables have turned. MySpace, once royalty of the social networking world has fallen into its new job as court jester faster than anyone could have imagined 5 years ago. In much of the mid-2000s, Facebook was a mere glimmer in Mark Zuckerberg’s testicles, aimed at uniting elite college students. MySpace, the ubiquitous giant of the average teenager’s ...

For those of you out there who have adopted the Google Instant lifestyle with open arms, you might have noticed a little catch when searching for a query which might contain such dirty words as “hairy,” “submissive,” and even, dare I say it, “tushy.” These searches require the extra step of a click or a keystroke. This is no accident. ...

Depending on where you are, who’s watching you and how drunk you are, your options of urine excretion can change vastly. But which option do you choose? As usual, there’s a helpful flowchart made to direct you towards your peeing destination. The “Where Should I Pee?” Flowchart is the essential guide to deciding the best place to relieve your bladder, ...